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Ohmygod! Mr Vee, can I take a dip in your pool?
I like brought my bathing suit and everything!
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod! Mr Vee, can I take a dip in your pool?
I like brought my bathing suit and everything! Legion World Health & Safety regulations require someone of your age to wear this orange life preserver whenever you go swimming. Enjoy your swim.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Ohmygod! Mr. Quizzy-Poo, I like know you're just like tryin' ta look out for my safety and all that like junk...
But I like wouldn't be caught dead wearing that... Thing!
So I'm just gonna go over here and like sunbathe...
In the like... NUDE!
Turn around and don't look!
<Splash> <Giggle>
Hi! How are you?
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Legion World Health and Safety Regulations require persons (who are not exempted by the Broken, Somewhat Confused Grandfather clause) to sunbathe only under this UV shield made from the same material welding goggles are.
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hello e-girl ...
<splash>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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My, what big teeth you have, Sharky! Here, have a croissant.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
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hello e-girl ...
<splash> Ohmygod! Hi Mr. Shark... Fin... Ohmygod! That like fin is Sooo BIG! Ummm... Uhhhh... You're not gonna like eat me or anything... Are You??? <Giggle>
Hi! How are you?
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depends ... if you're into that kinda stuff ...
vvvvvv
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Unseen, not unheard
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Oh FC, your buns are absolutely delicious!
Can I have a croissant too?
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I'll share mine with ya ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Greetings Vee and Villa staff!
Though I have never been here before, I, like all of Legion World, have an immense respect for Varalent, renowned leader among the LMB.
I hope that following the elections, whether I win or lose, that I may stay here for some time, whether it is to have a small victory celebration, or to engage in self-actualization and great thought in the event that I am unsuccessful.
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Originally posted by Calamity Monkey:
Greetings Vee and Villa staff!
Though I have never been here before, I, like all of Legion World, have an immense respect for Varalent, renowned leader among the LMB.
I hope that following the elections, whether I win or lose, that I may stay here for some time, whether it is to have a small victory celebration, or to engage in self-actualization and great thought in the event that I am unsuccessful. Oh sure! Forget about Vee's co-leader! 
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Greetings Quislet, Esq.!
There is no need to worry friend, I have not forgotten your term as co-leader, and honor it equally as well.
Should I be lucky enough to win the election for leader, I would gladly call on you for legal advice if you would be willing to provide it. I would also gladly come visit and enjoy your company, should I not win, although I regret that I am not as well versed in limericks as you are.
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Okay, I've got Liberty Monkey's getaway digs all ready for him...poor little guy. I know Actor lad and Kent will do a great job as Leader & Deputy but LM put everything he had into his campaign and he deserves a nice comfortable place to rest up
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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I'll give Liberty Monkey a foot massage, if he wants ... I use my teeth, if that's okay ...
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Originally posted by Vee:
Okay, I've got Liberty Monkey's getaway digs all ready for him...poor little guy. I know Actor lad and Kent will do a great job as Leader & Deputy but LM put everything he had into his campaign and he deserves a nice comfortable place to rest up My good friend Vee, thank you kindly for your hospitality! Besides my mentor Eryk Davis Ester, never before have such kind words warmed my heart. You are truly a great prince of Legion World. I hope to immerse myself in the life at the Villa to provide additional comfort to those that stay here, through any poetry, music and free-flowing thinking that I can offer.
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You would be a most welcome addition to the Villa LM. Please make yourself at home.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Bold Flavors
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<flies in>
Good morning Vee! I heard your speech to that new Space Ranger before, and I have to say I'm impressed as usual.
I have a feeling things might get rocky on Legion World again...there might be a need to find a place to gather people for tough decisions, and the Villa has always been perfect for that before.
I was also wondering if Queen Connie was around...? She's had some experience in diplomatic situations, and I was wondering if she's ever had any interaction with the Dark Oval ambassadors...
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Mrrowww?
*Did someone call me?
Meeooowwww!!! Mrow?
* Oh it's that lovely boy Cobie! Did you bring me some special cream to taste?
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Ohmygod! Miss Queenie! <Squeal of like delight!>
Here's some tuna and cream and a picture of that nasty new Ranger who's been saying all those like terrible things about Miss Emerald Empress and Uncle Spacey...
Hi! How are you?
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The Door to the villa smashes open.
A Battle axe flys though the air and hits a large barrel of double cream. A thick stream of cream falls to the floor next to Queen Connie.
"Hail majestic one" booms a deep voice from the doorway "enjoy this offering from a warrior recently returned from the Northern Frontier"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...to that same old place that you laughed about.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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MMMEEEOOWWW!!!!! Queen Connie takes one lick of the luscious cream...(then another and a quick third  ) the turns and bolts across the room, yowling a something that sounded like MMMHRRRRRUUUNNNN!!! Two bounds and one leap later, she launches herself into the air and hits the mountainous figure squarely in the chest, digging in the razorsharp claws on all four of her majestic paws. The force of here strike knocks the barbarian off his feet and onto his back. Parading up his chest until she is directly above his face, she opens her jaw......
...and begins furiously licking Hrun's face!Meeeuuuu meeeuuuu meeuuuuuu!!!!* *{instant translation} Welcome back you big lug! It's about time you stopped by to visit. Did you bring me any choice cuts of tuna? Well, did you?
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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