Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Varalent's Variable Villa

Umm, ummm, ummmmmmmm!

There that takes care of everything in preparation for Cobie's holiday season. The fire pit is flaming merrily and the pork is roasted perfectly (and seasoned with the Vee family's secret Cuban spice recipe!) The spearmen have been scheduled and admonished to make sure that there is always a fresh pig on the secondary spit.

That's it I think!

Ooops! Almost forgot!

Gungnir, have the special secluded private suite that overlooks the pool and beach prepared for Cobie. Remember, no one is allowed to bother him when he's in his room. I want the security details doubled so that none of his adoring fans here on Legion World are able to sneak in and cause him any problems during this most sacred holiday week.

I just came by for some roast pork. I brought a basket of papaya to make a nice salsa for the pork.

Thanks Semi! Let me get you a plateful! Tell me what you think.

This is delicious. Is is Slobovian Piglet?

Vee and Semi, the food is delicious!

Thanks for giving me a place to crash for this holiday season! I was worried about my adoring fan constantly hounding me and tempting me with their bodies! Now I can rest sound at the Villa and know I won’t be disturbed during this time of abstinence.

And the cool breeze from the ocean combined with the bourbon will keep me nice and relaxed as I contemplate my new found chastity…

Well, we know you won't be tempted by our finely muscled forms. And we're old enough to manage a modicum of decorum around you. Right Vee? Vee? Vee?

I would love to see the pre-edit response.

Okay it originally read:

The truth is such a let down sometimes, isn't it?

Okay, I showed you mine...it's your turn!

Hee hee! I didn't change it. I just edited it and left it the same.

Tricky aren't you?


That's one of the things I like about you.

Which is why we'll probably just make something up and sell it to the LMB Enquirer.

Just to be on the safe side, we oughta take down those statues too, so your, um, "fans" don't have a constant reminder of your presence.

Perhaps we could just put paper bags over their heads.

Actually I think we should put up more statues of Cobie during the holidays. His "fan" will be so busy running around from one to the other that she/he may never find him before the holidays are over!

Well at least sculpt chastity thongs onto the statues. With all this magic running rampant, you never know where Cobie's pent-up energy might be channeled.

Perhaps we need to dissuade the fans, then, as opposed to Cobie.

We could rig the statues to deliver little electric shocks.

Or big electric shocks - that would be fun.

I like how you think.

Hey Miner, have you noticed that this has been sort of All Miner Day, All Day?

I have.

I don't know why it's going on, but I'm touched.