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Is the party at the Villa tonight?

Think I'll go for a morning swim to wake up then indulge in Vee's delectable Sunday brunch. Those Spearmen have managed to put on quite a spread. Don't know where they found the time with all this drilling activity.

Is the party suitable for minors?

Because if it isn't, then I'm definitely going!

FC, brunch is ready! The Mimosa bar is bubbling, the honeydews and canteloupes are sparkling, Stenholm the Spearman makes a heck of an omlette and this roast is perfectly turned. So when you're done with your swim let Sven the Spearman know and he'll serve your plate for you.

IB, as a quasi-permanent member of this household, you are always welcome at the functions here. Just remember ~ until you are of age, NO DRINKING!(That's like the fine print for legal purposes )

(In other words IB, just ask me when Vee *conveinently* turns his head )

And the party will kick off tonight and last for two whole days! The Bards will sing of it's majesty!

I have brought the Mead, where are the wenches. ?

Throws axe in a friendly way at Cobaltus head

Well, Glorith & Thora should be here soon (they always show up uninvited after all )

Wenches, enter!

<hundreds of wenches, male and female, all scantily clad, enter>

Let the party begin!

<Catches Hrun's axe, throws it at a wench's ripped outfit, ripping it apart>

Clothing will not do here!

Hrun sits at a high table, his canopied chair covered in furs. At his feet in chains two scantily clad maidens.

"Ha, we shall feast tonight as never before"

Must have been one hell of a party. The place is a mess and I don't remember anything!

All I know is that since the party, I haven't seen any wenches around either! Must've been a regular Independence Day.

Let me help you clean up the Villa, Vee. At least until Hrun recovers.

All I know is that there is a steady pounding going on in my head and it hurts when I pee.

Exactly what I was hoping for.

Calling Dr. Gym'll! Emergency on Legion World! Yes it's that Cobalt Kid again. Sheesh

If only I can remember which wench gave me these burning feeling!

I think all of them did Cobie

Speaking of missing people, where DID the rest of the Spearmen go?

There seems to be a few missing, Vee.

<Slips in silently through Queen Connie's private entrance and begins sniffing around, carefully avoiding the notice of the various humans in the Villa, which is very easy to do because they are all rolling around laughing at Cobie's Plight!>

Hmmm, She's been here within the last few hours, but she's not here now.

<Leaves through one of the various tesseract connections>

Actually Future, they're still in bed recuperating. The mead drinking and "other" strenuous late night excercizes I put them through has made it hard for them to get "up" this early in the morning.

Ah, I see!

Well, they certainly deserve their rest if that's the case. Wouldn't want them over-taxing themselves so early in their careers.

I can remember my own body being put through that strenous activity and remembering how it felt the next day--believe me, they'll be in bed for a solid day

At I was able to cure whatever it was that I was infected with...

...time for another part?

Part of what Cobalt? are you missing something after all the exertions of the last party

Now it seems as if I may have gotten an STD that doesn't let me use the letter "y" in my words!

"Cobalt my friend, how goes it?

Did you get a fair price for those damsels you took on our last voyage?"

<throws axe in a friendly way at Cobalts parts>

<catches axe, hurls it at whoever is in Vee's pool>

Aye, I did, although they refused to leave my side! I've decided to keep them on, and have hired them all as personnal assistants for matters of Security.

Fishes axe out of pool.

"tis a mighty number of slaves you now have Cobaltus"

The villa sure is hopping with all of Cobie's new 'security officers.'

Time for a mid-week pool party yet?