Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Varalent's Variable Villa

Well, it's quiet enough this morning. Just a bit of breeze rippling the pool and spreading the scent of roses around.

I'll have some of that cantaloupe, then I'm going to spend a few hours here reading comics.

FC, I'm planning the menu for our brunch this weekend. Anything special you'd like?

What I'd like for brunch is to lie by your pool while you send a gardener over to weed my garden and reseed my lawn. Weekends shouldn't be taken up with yard work.

V As promised.

In order to protect your body and maintain order, please accept this gift of 12 of my finest Varangian guards. These 6 ft tall, blond, perfectly formed spearmen will do your every bidding.

Thanks Dardenus, they look just ... wow! That one on the end stands at attention so rigidly!

Hmmm, I'm going to have to schedule personal inspections everyday to make sure they're always in perfect shape. Maybe personal workout sessions with each one as well!

Maybe I'll be spending a little more time here too...

Most noble lady, that torque looks wonderful on you.

Varalent! my friend.

Bring me Mead. Come sit next to me and tell me of your adventures with these valiant Varangians.

Welcome to my Villa, Hrun! By chance I happen to have a cask of our special golden Mead from SHAKES here, so I'll go get you some.

Mead? When did we start carrying Mead? Vee, have you been falling for the sweet-talk from the liquor distributor again?

SemiSweets, since I now have a guard unit of Varengian Spearman in my household I felt I should at least provide them with the appropriate libations. Since SHAKES always has exactly what the customer wants, I made sure we started stocking it. Just in time too, because Hrun seems to favor it. Besides, have you tasted the Mead I ordered? It's "strangely enticing"

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Hrun, if you're still here, you might want to apply for that receptionist job. You could do the barbarian thing on weekends.

Fair Lady, Hrun waits on no one. As you would find out if you would deign to be my guest one time. I could offer you the fairest sweetmeats and golden wines from the southern plains. I would rest your noble body on cushions and sheets of finest silk and a hand picked body of my finest warriors would protect you. Tall males would stand over you with fans and provide for your every need.

Varalent, noble brother!

More mead I find its taste strangely enticing.

(throws diamonds on table) Here take these a gift from one warrior to another.

Why thank you Hrun! And here's your mead. Let me know what you think of this one, it's supposed to be the masters special brew. My Varangian spearmen all semed to get really excited when they tasted it!

Hrun, your experience in pillage and plunder is equally as impressive as my own (in my compacity as Triumvir). Perhaps we can share war stories?

Besides, I'm planning on throwing a bash at Vee's Villa anyway

And Vee, are those the jewels from Lash's statue? I think we may need to bring those back...

Hrun will bring much mead and many women to this "bash" you speak of. and we shall sit and toast those who did not come back, and you shall tell me of the rich places you have plundered

Better bring lots of handsome fellow barbarians as well Hrun. Do you have a bard in your entourage to sing sagas?

A bard would be interesting! Please do ask around for one, Hrun.

Vee, the villa looks great! You and FC certainly have been keeping it clean.

Cobalt, need any planning help? The office is rather slow lately with everyone working on the germ and thievery issues, so I have some spare time.

Hrun has a bard and will make him sing the great love song of jorvik should you ever grace my halls with your presence fair lady.

Many warriors sing in my halls, they tell tales of the gods and of Hrun's many victories

I will have my own troupe of bards join them, Hrun, so that new ballads can be created to memorialize the meeting of great warriors!

And Future, you are more than welcome to step in if you like! But there is no need, since I've commissioned the majority of SoM's personnal to personnally administer the party--and for double overtime out of his budget!

I'm glad to see the Villa has become the epicenter of the social circle here on Legion World.

And wait until you see what I've had my Varangian Spearmen working on. It's taken hours of hard practice but I think they've finally gotten the swing of things!

I'm glad the Villa is so big, Vee.

I'm thinking of having all the great heroes from my armies, and maybe even those of my fellow triumvirs EDE and Greybird, come and join us for a great feast!

We'll need to have a larger import of wenches though, both male and female.

Luckily, I'll fake SoM's signature and use his budget!

VERY crafty, Cobalt! Just be careful, we know our fearless leader has an obvious madness side that may come out if he catches on!

Vee, just what HAVE you been doing with those Spearman? Attending the upcoming feast will be worth the answer alone.

I'm sure he has been drilling them very hard for whatever it is. I just hope that he hasnt over done it and they can still keep their end up on the night.