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Now THIS I have GOT to SEE!

*Sigh* My beautiful Villa has become a den of iniquity (or is that inequity ~ everyone seems to be getting some in here but me!)

Nice try, Vee.

These steamy security tapes prove otherwise!

Well, we can never tell when you and Semi are being naughty since you're powers allow you both to be gentlemen !

X-traordinary gentleman, of course!

Well, good night all! It'll be nice to spend the night in my comfortable bed here in the Villa for a change!

Sleep well, Varalent? No fear of knives in the black night? As Chief of Staff for the STU administration, are you supporting his claim to imperial powers?

By the way, has STU been having any meetings with suspicious looking characters lately? The sort who might exercise mind control over him for their own nefarious ends?

Didn't you notice the bolt holes I had installed in the walls of the Villa? I figured we would need a secure and defensible HQ when the revolt gets under way.

No meetings that I noticed although some of our former nemeses have suddenly turned up again, I noticed.

Whew! I wasn't sure if we'd make it out, Jinx! But here we are and now you're safe. Here's a nice big bowl of milk for you.

I'm glad to hear that Jinx is alright.

The next step is to get organized. Bevis has opened up a new Boutique shop and there is a back room there where we can have secret resistance meetings.

The next big step: the rescue of Kid Prime. Enough said. We'll need everyone's help on this one. So get over to the Resistance meeting when you get the chance Vee!

Wonder how KP and Armi are "making out"! snicker

**Purr**

Vee's such a nice guy, always leaves me a bowl of milk.

**Purr**

With that dastardly Mysterious Cloaked Figure running around, I don't feel safe in the mansion.

Think I'll bunk here at Vee's for the night!

Gosh! I was so tired last night I didn't realize I had sleep over guests! Hope you all made yourself at home. You know you're always welcome at the Villa!

(And here's a fresh bowl of milk for my furry friends. )

Hi Vee, Is Stoopid Cat still here, he's got an appointment he needs to keep.

He might be, Abin. He was sleeping on the divan last I saw of him (with a full tummy!)

Good thing you put that little extra something in his milk -- it knocked him right out! Now he can be taken safely to the vet for that special appointment...

I put nothing special in his milk, STU. Trying to get me in trouble, huh?

No trouble Vee, SC just needed to go for a shot this time, Knocking him out always helps and saves stitches for the Vet's Staff...

After what he's been through I don't blame him one bit!

Excuse me, but could you tell me if there is any evil going on here? Thanks.

Evil? Well, you could always check the security tapes. You might find some evil there. Or maybe just Cobie and Vee with Evillo

There are security tapes of me with Cobie? How did I miss that?

Sorry Vee, but that was two durlans that Evillo was trying to use for some type of sexual debauchery! However, in the room over, there's a tape of his daughters and I that might be too hot for Legion World!

What tape? I didn't see any tape.

[STU secretly slips a videotape into his pocket, and hurries back to the A/V room of the mansion, a giant grin on his face]

Vee, just a suggestion - but maybe this "Mia casa est sua casa" policy for the villa has gotten out of hand. There seems to be a lot of unauthorized taping of unauthorized activities. When you start letting Evillo types hanging out here, well, next thing you know there's empty vodka bottles in the garden, cigarette burns on the couch and potato chip crumbs everywhere.