Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Varalent's Variable Villa

Thanks Kara! Stop by any time!

...pace, pace, pace...

Nice little colony of rodents you've got here in your wine cellar, Varalent. Don't mind if I help myself, do you?

Umm..actually FC, I mean Dark Cramer, some of my good friends here ARE rodents so I would prefer that you left them alone.

Hey, Vee. Nice place you got here. Mind if I stop in and celebrate my 350th post?

Hey SLK! Congrats on post 350! Glad you stopped by to visit. Come on in and grab a seat.

Hey, Varalent, come a little closer. < SLK begins to whisper > My *cough* cousins Ultra, Mega, and Hyper Lad Kids are thinking of becoming citizrns of Legion World in the next couple of days. Wattya know, there's an election going on. Now they just might be persuaded to vote for a certain candidate we all know and love if only they were given the right *cough* incentive, ifyaknowhatimean. < holds out his hands waiting for said incentive >

Well, ahem, there was something I've been wanting to discuss with you.

Because of your tremendous qualifications I would like you to consider Accepting a promotion to Director of Covert Operations in the Security Office.

It would include a significant raise in pay and, because of the nature of your duties you would report only to me as the need arises.

You would of course need to keep a very low profile...you should never go to the office, of course, since that would blow your cover.

Needless to say this all depends on my getting elected Leader which looks very tough to predict at the moment. But if that sounds appealing and if I'm elected...

What do you say?

You're caught red-handed, Vee! You're going DOWN!

So you're finally taking me up on my long standing offer?

Perhaps it is time for a Vee/MLLASH (and by extension, Vee-Fat Cramer) alliance after all!

Mr. Varalent, I accept your offer. This is a difficult decision and I understand that there may be risks involved, but someone has to do it, and I would hate to see anyone involved with Legion World see harm come to them. Therefore, I will take the position if you are elected. This may be difficult. I may have to put up with boredom from the extra free time I will have. I may also have to face the temptations of materialism and greed that will come with the raise in pay. But I would gladly take that sacrifice than have to see one of my fellow citizens suffer the same fate.

It will be a pleasure working for you, sir.

Now let's see if I can find my cousins' numbers...

The pleasure is all mine Super Lad Kid. I believe in identifying talent and putting it to work where it will do the most good. I'm glad you understand the danger and are still willing to take on the challenge the position offers.

You've helped put my mind at ease about this position. I'm trying to be prepared to assume the responsibilities of the Leader position in the event I'm elected. One way of doing that is by making decisions about those I would like to see working in my adminsitration.

There is so much to do in advance in order to be able to hit the ground running!

But I thought you had a KP/Cramer alliance going?

I heard that Kippers attempted to crawl into bed with Crujectra! politically speaking of course

Plus it looks like Jeffey's not gonna get that nomination he desperately needs.

Therefore, the FAT CRAMER camp throws its full support behind VARALENT! Cramey's gonna need a good, dependable deputy leader!

Congrats SLK! Nice job!

But Vee, you can't bribe my security officers with positions of the office that I run! Unless you wanna give everyone a big raise!

Ummm... but isn't Vee staying in KP's room for the next few days or something!

Jeepers! It's getting hard to untangle this complex web of political intrigue!

Cobie surely you know that significant raises for all your trusted employee are guaranteed in a Varalent admistration. Meritorious service in these trying times shall always be justly compensated.

Perhaps with all this political bed-hopping, now is the time to have an ALL-CANDIDATES SLUMBER PARTY.

Kippers, Vee, Cramey, HWW, Stu and Cruey can don their favorite PJs, frolick on a pillow & blanket covered floor and discuss the issues in a televised press conference!

This all reminds me of that 20th Century game...Twister

Vee drags in to his Villa, exhausted from the past few days. Heading into the spare room, he quickly turns down the bed and then retires to his own room. There he quietly undresses and slides into bed.

Good night SemiSweets, where ever you are!

Great idea, but what of those of us who aren't into the whole PJs thing?

(And a good night to Semi from me, too...)

You... shameless hussy!

That's a good idea! In fact, I'll start it!

Hey, Varalent - if you're elected, would you consider renting me the Villa for the duration of your term?