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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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349. Advocates replacing electoral college with a planetary chance machine.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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350. Cuts peekaboo windows into the front of all their formal wear.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Originally posted by cleome: 350. Cuts peekaboo windows into the front of all their formal wear. 351. <strike>I once</strike> has applied for the Royal Canadian Legion (but was disappointed to be turned down for various reasons).
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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352. Made a 10 ft replica of The Computo created Legion Hq in my living room. (A la Richard Dryfess in Close Encounters)
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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353. Skips out on the family Thanksgiving Dinner because "Lightning Lass is on vacation and I have to cover her monitor shift."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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354. Plan on asking Legion Tracker to be my teammate on The Amazing Race, with his tracking skills nothing will stop us NOTHING. Bwahahahahaha.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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355. has the flu so tries to google map 'medicus one' and looks through the yellow pages for Dr. Gym'll's number.
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356. Agrees with Ultra Boy's one-power-at-a-time philosophy and applies that at his job ... one function at a time. NO MULTI-TASKING ALLOWED!
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357. Photoshops the football highlights so all the dudes are wearing bustiers with matching boots and gloves.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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358. Blames man-boobs on someone spiking the punch with Pro-Fem.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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359. Launching a new portable Storage Tesaract for Horders. It's a win win for everybody.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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360. Brings a casserole to the office holiday party full of something called "Elvabird a la Voxv."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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361. Buys Legion flight ring, even though not really a member, but doesn't use it to fly so as not to attract attention.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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362. Is working on implementing a "mission monitor board" at work in order to keep track of his employees.
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363. Insists on calling Facebook the Mission Monitor Board.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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364. goes out in winter wearing nothing but a 'transuit'.
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365. Is planning a vacation to Thailand in hopes of meeting the mysterious race of nomadic humanoid insects, down by the river ...
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366. Fully expects spam filter to net lots and lots of "amazing offer" emails from "friends" on Rimbor.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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367. Pickets Tennessee Titans stadium, yelling "Earth for Earthlings!"
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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368. Thinks "Miracle Machine" would be a catchy name for a new line of washing machines.
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369. Worries that Wikileaks will release LW secrets next.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Paid a deposit on Virgin Galactic for their maiden voyage to Ventura. "What Happens on Ventura Stays on Ventura."
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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371. thinks the troublesome neighbors are Durlan infiltrators!!!
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372. Planning on dousing them with radiation to disable their shapeshifting powers.
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373. shows up in traffic court and insists to the judge that the infraction in question is no longer in continuity.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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