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284: Nervously suspects the "Curse of Darkseid" when opposing candidates' supporters vandalize the campaign signs in the dead of night.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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285. Campaigns on the "All Variants At The Original Cover Price" platform.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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286. Campaigns on the "Restore Silver Age Values" platform.
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287. Writes letters to big-wig Hollywood producers asking for a remake of "Gone With The Wind" with the lead roles to be played by Nura Nal and Thom Kallor.
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frankly my dear, I don't give a floorg!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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288. Rewrites the famous George Carlin sketch, featuring Gates and "the seven naughty words you can't say on 31st Century television."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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289. Puts Lester Spiffany as a reference on an employment application.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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290. Using oranges, Triple Sec, and a bathtub, attempts to make home "invisibility serum".
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291. Exposes children to high levels of radiation, hoping to cause them to gain powers.
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292. Is afraid of getting mano, but for entirely the wrong reasons.
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293. Asks to be seated in the anti-gravity section at Denny's.
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294. Wonders whether Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead in current continuity.
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294a. Demands the grave be dug up to see.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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294b. Asks that the body in the grave be examined to prove it's not an LMD.
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strange but not a stranger
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295. Blames his/her unruly behavior on space fatigue
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296. Look in the yellow pages under "Morgna" for fireplace installations and repairs.
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297. Point to the fact that they've completed their senior year of high-school as evidence of their "12-level intelligence".
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298. Wonders if that robo-vac he sees on TV might actually be Quislet.
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299. Thinks the next season of The Bachelorrette should showcase Dream Girl as the lead.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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300. Wonders why no composer has ever thought to compose an opera about the Legion.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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301. Composes an opera about the Legion.
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302. (an actual one!) Composes a pantheon of gods based on the Legion for a D&D campaign.
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303. Celebrate one's adoption into the LASH clan by sending everyone a pic of oneself in a towel.
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304. Writes a fanfic where he stars as LASH's towel.
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305. Insists that "Beauty and The Beast" was inspired by the true love story of Blok and the White Witch.
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