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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: 135. Devote all of their energy to releasing a #1 album. In Sweden. ah, you're just jealous that the only place "EDE's Greatest Hits" even charted was in Malta (and even then barely).
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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YES! I'm Kent's first Legion World groupie! -
Kent you ROCK the Swedish music scene like Ozzy Osbourne, Eminem and Lady GaGa COMBINED!
You're ABBA-licious!
U bent een DIER van de Rock, Kent!! (sorry, Bablfish didn't have English to Swedish, so I substituted Dutch)
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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147. Get into a vicious hair-pulling fight with Kent's groupie.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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148. Learn to fart Kent's greatest hits.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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149. Strenously maintain that the artistic cred of massive influence on Malta's underground scene trumps selling out to the tastes of the Swedish masses.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Bold Flavors
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150. Point out that most Swedish rock stars are Satanists and cannibals.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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151. Begin camping out on line now for tickets for the Broadway musical based on Kent's greatest hits
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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152. Begin camping out on line now for tickets for the Broadway musical based on Chief Taylor farting Kent's greatest hits
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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153. Send CT a lifetime supply of Beano
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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154. Campaign to have Science Police Headquarters renamed "The ALL-Eryk Davis Ester forum", in the hopes of attracting more Maltese posters.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Bold Flavors
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155. Visit Malta for the gambling and prostitutes but tell Eryk it was for his concert.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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156. Stow away in Cobie's luggage
Touch the magic...
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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157. shows up at poetry slam with a 3,010 line epic poem entitled Timbowolf.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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158. Masters Thesis is titled, "The Origin of Consciousness In the Breakdown Of the Bicameral Mind As Explicated In Contemporary 31st Century Epic Poetry"
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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I was never in touch with reality in the first place.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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159. Wonders why a rigorous search through the Social Security Index doesn't bring up anyone named "Fanfic Lass."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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160. Parody lyrics posts run rampant.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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161. Non-parody lyrics posts run rampant.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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World's Oldest Boomerang Kid
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer: 17. Begin worshiping molybdenum. Heretic! Blasphemer! The One True Metallic Deity is NIOBIUM! HAIL NIOBIUM!!! 162. Takes bath in generic Dr Pepper knockoffs in ritual meant to honor Holy Niobium, blessed be Its name.
If your klordny lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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163. Renounces niobium and molyndenum because Krypton is also on the periodic table. And, well, it's in comic books, dammit!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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164. Tastefully sets the periodic table for a dinner party for twelve. Now to chill the salad forks or not? That is the question.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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165. Proposes doing away with the periodic table in favor of the less restrictive commadic table.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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166. Plans a Thanksgiving gathering; seating chart puts Lardy at the semicolonic table.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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167. Brings space-pot to the party in case anyone wants a high colonic instead.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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168. Attended that party but don't remember the details, and suspect space-pot or mindwipe.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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