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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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169. Always reaches the supermarket checkout with nine flavors of ice cream in the cart, but with no recollection of how they all got there.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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170. attends the police academy, hoping to be a professional continuity cop.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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171. You believe Alt. ID. is the name of some sort psychological disorder
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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172. On your resume, you list "Threadkiller" as an achievement.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Time Trapper
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173. On your resume, you list "A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Chicken Heart" as your address.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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174. You don't have a resume, because you think you run a café that serves everything for free.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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175. Bringing a ring to the mechanic's shop for repair, instead of to the jeweler.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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176. You tell someone to freeze and, for a split-second you expect them to become encased in ice.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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177. You use lingo like Sprock, Nass and Florg in real life.
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178. Going to a department store kitchenware section and asking the salesperson, "Does this juicer work on Kono fruit, too?"
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179. Wonder why Superman didn't show up when that dam collapsed.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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180. You profess not-entirely-ironic admiration for Pamela Des Barres.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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181. You like her just because you like the name "Des Barres."
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182. Calling the temp agency to inquire if you should report to work during Klordny, and if not will you be paid for your time off?
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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183. Not one but two -- TWO! -- George Michael karaoke threads!!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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184. You're disappointed in the lack of Andrew Ridgeley karaoke threads.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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185. Drawing Legion tryout fan art where all the rejects look like Andrew Ridgeley, John Oates, and Art Garfunkel.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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186. Thinks that a band featuring Andrew, John, Art, and Jim might have enormous commercial possibilities.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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187. Titles debut LP, "Sympathy For The Sidekick."
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Time Trapper
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188. Quits job to follow The Sidekicks on their world tour.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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189. Writes a Letter to the Editor demanding that square tomatoes be brought back on the market.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Wanderer
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190. inability to understand the relationship between the numbers 27 and 190.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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191. Insistence that the LMB sandwich (lettuce, mutton, and banana) will one day supplant the BLT in the deli hierarchy
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192. Launches campaign to market "The LMB" at St*rb*cks franchises all over the world.
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