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Think it's bed time or's he takin' a fap break?

Only you would even consider that possibility!

Well he DID say "take a break" as opposed to being more specific!

Indubitably!

Hmmmmm... hmmmmm... hmmmmm!!!

Ready pop?
Yep.
Ready son?
Uh-huh.
Let's go!
Let's go!
One! two!

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, got some adverbs here.
Come on down to Lolly's, get the adverbs here!
You're going to need
If you write or read,
Or even think about it.

Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here.
Got a lot of lolly, jolly adverbs here.
Anything you need and we can make it absolutely clear...

An adverb is a word
(That's all it is! and there's a lot of them)
That modifies a verb,
(Sometimes a verb and sometimes)
It modifies an adjective, or else another adverb
And so you see that it's positively, very, very, necessary.

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.
Father, son, and Lolly selling adverbs here.
Got a lot of adverbs, and we make it clear,
So come to Lolly! (Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)

Hello, folks, this is Lolly, Sr., saying we have every adverb in the book, so come on down and look.

Hello folks, Lolly, Jr. here. Suppose your house needs painting -- how are you going to paint it? That's where the adverb comes in. We can also give you a special intensifier so you can paint it very neatly or rather sloppily.

Hi! Suppose you're going nut-gathering; your buddy wants to know where and when. Use an adverb and tell him! {There! Now!)

Get your adverbs!

Use it with an adjective, it says much more,
Anything described can be described some more.
Anything you'd ever need is in the store,
And so you choose very carefully every word you use.

Use it with a verb, it tells us how you did,
Where it happened, where you're going, where you've been.
Use it with another adverb -- that's the end.
And even more...

How, where, or when,
Condition or reason,
These questions are answered
When you use an adverb.

Come and get it!

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, get those adverbs here.
Slowly, surely, really learn your adverbs here.
You're going need 'em if you read 'em,
If you write or talk or think about 'em ... Lolly! (Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)

Announcer: If it's an adverb, we have it at Lolly's! Bring along your old adjectives, too - like slow, soft, and sure. We'll fit 'em out with our L-Y attachment and make perfectly good adverbs out of them!

(Get your adverbs here!) Lots of good tricks at Lolly's so come on down.

(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly!)

Adverbs deal with manner, place, time,

(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly!)

Condition, reason,

(Father, son, and Lolly)

Comparison, contrast

(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)

Enrich your language with adverbs!

(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)

Besides, they're absolutely free!

(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)

At your service!

Indubitably!

Yup, Quis! That's a good one.

I remember the Schoolhouse Rock episodes with much fondness, but in all honesty, I don't think I learned much grammar (or anything else) from them.

I remember thinking that conjunctions had something to do with train cars, and that bills had to sit outside on Capitol Hill until they magically became laws.

Nice try... That address is indelibly scarred on my brain.

I feel like I'm becoming an internet meme (sp?), now, and it RAWKS!!!

I'm trying to make 19,000 tonight.

Help me Lard Lad. You're my only hope. (with apologies to Carrie Fisher)

Don't know if I have it in me tonight, Quis. We'll see...

Hee hee!

Don't make me do it on my own. You know I don't like playing with myself.


At least take the poll I made.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by LardLad:
<strong> Don't know if I have it in me tonight, Quis.

You only have a few more to go!

Just do it, man!

Wow, I didn't know he was so close to hitting the mark when I told him I might be too tired!

19,000 and a new avatar!


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Congrats, Quis! I'm glad my stamina held up!

Congrats!

You look Rocky.

Just 999 more til Double Time Trapper and 1038 to past Cobalt Kid.

[RobSchneider]You can DO it![/RobSchneider]

And just 1795 more posts 'til Lardy's our first Time Fapper!

[RobSchneider]You can do it All NIGHT Long![/RobSchneider]

"The Man Who fapped Time!"