Bad jokes
by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by Prime:
So who's gonna chronicle EDE's first trip to a gay bar? Can't WAIT to hear how that one turns out (probably with some drag queen being crushed by a falling piano.) That's last night's entry in my diary, er... uh, I mean his diary.
Just spouting off.
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this pit is kinda dark...help?
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Lassie, you go help RTVU2! (That is the kind of help you wanted, right?  )
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strange but not a stranger
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Lassie was a big old drag queen - all 8 of him
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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This is my Lassie. And I can tell you, Garbo (that's her name) is all lady. She doesn't walk, she sashays. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.legionworld.net/ubb/Avatars/Garbo.jpg)
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Ok Lassie. Go tell Timmy that I am stuck down a deep dark well. My leg is broken and I can't see. I would also love a double latte mocha-choca frozen latte. Oh and some cookies too. And maybe a nice magazine to read.
You got that girl? Good, go forth and get me some help!
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RTVU2, catch. <lowers a basket with nano splint which when injected instantly heals broken bones, a thermos of double latte mocha-choca from Cafe Cramer, one dozen white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, and October issue of Honcho. 
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So, QL... about that farm boy strength...
Is it sufficient to hold down a rebellious homo-thug until he no longer struggles to escape?
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I think it depends on whether we're talking about a Marky Mark homo-thug or a Mary Mark homo-thug. There's a distinct difference.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Thanks Semi. Lash dosen't seem to know how to treat a hostage in this pit of his.
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Jillikers! I didn't realize that was MY pit!
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well you put me in there.  With EDE. He has been kinda quiet though.
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*grabs hairbrush to use as mic, bursts out into song*
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool, loving both of you is breaking all the rules...
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I think a picture would be a good idea, QL... y'know, to get an idea what this farmboy strength is all about...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Originally posted by Lady Crujectra: I think a picture would be a good idea, QL... y'know, to get an idea what this farmboy strength is all about... An excellent suggestion! Please e-mail directly to me, QL.
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
I like to kiss guys! Me, too. Too bad I hate bars...
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Originally posted by MLLASH: Originally posted by Lady Crujectra: [b]I think a picture would be a good idea, QL... y'know, to get an idea what this farmboy strength is all about... Cru, is the posting of pics possible here? And Lash, what's your e-mail?
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Why you devious little....!
Yep, picture posting is VERY encouraged here, QL!
Especially at my PM address which, with permission, I shall use to contact you ASAP if not sooner!
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: and October issue of Honcho. What's Honcho? Is it like Playgirl?
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It's the hairier version of PLAYGIRL.
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As in normal man body hair or for extreme hair fetishists?
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