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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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I was distracted by the hideous giant ice sculpture.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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<font face="chalkboard">Was almost crushed to death by a local chapter of Cobalt Kid's fanclub.</font f>
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I thought that was tommorrow
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Oh, and I had to deal with an art critic. :rolleyes:
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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A sudden onslaught of good-looking dudes bouncing their pecs.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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My wife accidentally told them I wasn't home.
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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The guy couldn't tell the difference between Cha-Cha and Checher, so instead of dancing, he pooped on the floor.
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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Had to go out and buy more "DO NOT CROSS" tape.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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I couldn't find my own pants.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Had to build unanimous consensus from all my Facebook friends first, but Doc Mayavale just wouldn't come on-side.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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The dog ate my homework, then I couldn't glue all the poopy pieces back together again properly. EEEWWWWWWWW, GROSS!!! 
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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I couldn't find Lad Boy's pants, either.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I passed the information onto the Three Stooges.
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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The Batmobile's Library Paste Bat-Dissolving Foam Switch became stuck.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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My personal assistant was on vacation that week.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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It just never felt right.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Oh! I thought you said you would take care of it!?
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Well, you know it was during Michaelmas, right?
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I invested the rest of my money on those new flying monkey farms.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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