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 Lardy has a chastity belt? ...It must be in its original packaging so as not to ruin its eBay value...
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
All you need is Love (and a whole big bucket of Money).
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Sometimes in order to clean you've just gotta kill
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Fan dancers from Yonkers.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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feelin' hot hot hot
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I don't want to name names but... *looks pointedly at a group of cheerleaders*
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I had Irritable Bowl Syndrome that night.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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I was trying to lose weight & I thought that line of sweet and low was actually diet coke!
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in season
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in season
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One (1) Batgirl "Pepsi Super Series" glass and much pink bubble wrap.
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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I saw the mask and wanted to turn Fido into Ace.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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They were out of cream soda.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Crujectra's implants were filled with chum.....
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Trap Timer
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There was a masked man and some guy calling him "Kemosabe" arguing 1) over political correctness and 2)a bean burrito.
Long Live all them Legions!
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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He just kept going on and on and on about "The Hills".
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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I have a medical condition that prevents me from saying 'no' to offers of sexual misconduct. Stop persecuting me for my disability!
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It wasn't an erection. I really did have a pineapple in my pants!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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There was a planned company-wide crossover/reboot on the books.
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Wanderer
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I ate too many Twinkies ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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there were too many ceejes out on the terace.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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It was the Cancellite ! All I wanted was one little kiss and she nailed me with the bleeping CANCELLITE !!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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He thought the breakfast cereal was called "Fellatio's".
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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I didn't know she was married!!
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I didn't see the "You must be this tall to ride this ride" sign.
Long Live all them Legions!
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