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Maybe it's why old people think he's a chef.

Particularly when one of them has a gun.


Long story.

I just ate two donuts ...

The medical term for this is Roper-Furley Syndrome.

Overheard in a men's room, from one man standing at a urinal to another:

"Hey, did you have asparagus for lunch?"

Wasn't me. I don't use urinals any more.

Warwick Castle is a medieval shell keep castle in Warwick, the county town of Warwickshire, England. It sits on a cliff overlooking a bend in the River Avon. Built by William the Conqueror in 1068 to replace an Anglo-Saxon burh, Warwick Castle was used as a fortification until the early 17th century, when Sir Fulke Greville converted it to a country house. It was owned by the Greville family, who became earls of Warwick in the mid-18th century, until 1978. Warwick Castle has been compared with Windsor Castle in terms of scale, cost, and status. Since its construction in the 11th century, the castle has undergone structural changes with additions of towers and redesigned residential buildings. Originally a wooden motte-and-bailey, it was rebuilt as a stone shell keep in the 12th century. It is protected as a Scheduled Ancient Monument and a Grade I listed building. The castle is a popular tourist attraction and features one of the world's largest siege engines

Warwick Davis played the title character in Willow, as well as Wicket the Ewok in Return of the Jedi.

Talented <strike>midge</strike> er, Little Person.

"Tuh-bookie Ookie" was a memorable Ewok line from RotJ... Thespianism at its finest.

Ewoks: The Battle for Endor had one of the most WTF moments in its opening minutes, when almost the entire family that was rescued at the end of the first Ewoks special was killed.

they say that cleanliness is next to godliness, but when you look it up in the dictionary cleanliness falls between cleaning and cleanly.

<flashes boobs>

I had an awkward dinner tonight with several co-workers with whom I do not share a sense of humor.

Three months ago I almost lost my thumb to "the most beautiful phrase in the English language". I'll tell you the story sometime over a beer.

My wife and I had sexual intercourse tonight!

With each other!

**Purr*

Don't make me hack up a hairball.

**Purr**

Sounds like a certain kitty ain't been petted recently...

OK, let me get this straight...

You posted on LW...

Then left to have, as you say, sexual intercourse with your wife...

After which you returned to the computer to post about it on LW?

Huh.

(Isn't the usual post-intercourse activity sleeping? Or, if she's really insistent, "cuddling"?)

Anyway: TMI!!!

I'm going to try to avoid sexual intercourse tonight ...

Too many thoughts of Dick "Dick" Cheney running through your head?

A Dick in the Bush is worth... two terms in the Oval Office?

(And the Repubs gave Slick Willie a hard time for being a perv... )

Anywayyyyyyyy, different randomness but still gross...
Working in a hospital, I've found that most people can't spell "Diarrhea."

Hi, I'm Lardy--have we met?