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700th reply, bitches!

Let the milestone whoring be renewed!

Progresso Lite Soups are a wonderful thing.

I'm yawning away at work after the office party last night

Better than partying away after a yawning party last night.

You can teach a C.J. to cook!

I made a grilled cheese sandwich last night using the new sandwhich maker my friends gave me for Christmas.

I did all the cooking for Christmas dinner for the first time!

In the past two weeks I've seen Atonement and Alvin and the Chipmunks in the theater and watched the first two Bourne movies on DVD.

I've consumed many chocolate martinis.

I had a lovely Christmas dinner with my landlords' family.

It's been warm lately, and snow's been melting, so I've been taking long walks again, including a few trails I thought I wouldn't get to until spring.

It's snowing.


Guess that's not all that random for Colorado...

One cubic mile of seawater contains about 50 pounds of gold.

I had a pint of Ben & Jerry's 'Too Twisted' ice cream for lunch. And a diet coke.

I'm probably going to hell, but I've got to stop by the gym first...

I only have one more Christmas gift to buy (for our Yankee Swap). Otherwise, I finished my shopping for Christmas 2007.

I'm becoming increasingly worried that I'm addicted to on-line porn ...

Why drugs are bad :

So over new years we all went out and did stuff, as one does on New Years. Jolly times were had by all, however a friend of a friend who happened to tag along decided it would be a good idea to take some of "the ectasy".
As one does.
Well not this one but I digress.
In any case, round 2 in the afternoon the next day we get this phone call from aforementioned friend, Frantic and babbling, insisting that there is a Leprechaun in his cupboard.
Theres a Leprechaun in my cupboard!
There's a Leprechaun in my Cupboard!
And so on and so forth ad infinitum...
Of course there couldn't ACTUALLY be a Leprechaun in his cupboard, as Leprechauns have a tendency to not exist in real life (technically).
So we try and calm him down over the phone.Which doesn't happen, So we make a trek to his house, with the intention of...Oh I dont know. Giving him a nice cup of tea and a pat on the shoulder...
So we get over his house and he's curled up in the proverbial foetal in the corner of his room
THERE'S A LEPRECHAUN IN MY CUPBOARD!
THERE'S A LEPRECHAUN IN MY CUPBOARD!
"Dude" we say "There's no such thing as Leprechauns" (technically)
And we open the cupboard to show him...
"See...There's no LepreOHMYGOD!"
There's a Leprechaun in a cupboard.
Or, in actuality, A Down Syndrome boy dressed all in green, cowering in the cupboard, tears streaming from his face.
Seems Mr Ectasy had found him in the neighbouring park, All loved up on goof balls, And decided the kid was his new best friend.
So he took the kid home to play, Freaked out, decided he was a Leprechaun and shoved the poor thing in the cupboard for a good 6 hours.
Discreetly we redeposited him back in the park and are still laying in wait for the police to come a knocking on a quest for a missing child.
Ok police thing is a lie, But randomness, thy name is Joe.

True Story

Awesome.

Joeboy has the best stories...

Remember, kids: Just Say "NO!"

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header"> Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Originally posted by SharkLad:
I'm becoming increasingly worried that I'm addicted to on-line porn ...</div></div>Just say no! Pov and I have a help-group here on Legion World.

I remember you sending me a link to one of those self help groups Young Cobalt.

All I can say is thank the gods I didnt open it up on the works computer

Joe, that sounds like a "My Name is Earle" episode.

You can't make a chocolate omelet with the usual veggies. You have to use M&Ms, peanut butter cups, and the like

Sorry, but the rest of CJ's post and anything posted since is lost for good.

Girls have more tastebuds than boys.

There's only 84 more days til the softball season starts up again.

I have forgotten what random thing I posted that has since gotten lost.

Grapples -- don't do it.

Has anyone else ever noticed that in animated shows they pronounce Lex Luthor's name as "LEW-thor", but in live-action shows and movies it's pronounced "Luther"?