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KNOCKED ON NOGGIN BY BOX OF FROZEN BURRITOS: END OF STORY FOR THE LMBE!

I thought the LMBE could outsmart a box of frozen burritos, but I guess not. Now that it's dead as a sleazy doornail --- truly fertilizer now --- who or what is going to pick up the tabloid reportage around here?

Perhaps Hi-Risk Von Tingle will branch out...?

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I heard two dead hookers were found stuffed in the LMBE's closet after its death!

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When they examined the body, they found that the LMBE was not a newspaper, but a pamphlet.


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Gasp! The LMBE is dead?? Somehow I think this report might be exaggerated...


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I dunno, my cousin's girlfriend's hair dresser's ex-babysitter's dad works with a guy whose wife's uncle's baby mama's doctor went to med school with the police coroner, and I heard that when it was found there were traces of 17 prescription drugs in its ink!

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The Security Office is currently investigating...


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The LMBE has already been sighted in the seedy side-street clubs of Vegas.

And name of the alleged doctor on the 'death' certificate, a "Dr. C. Dion," is highly suspicious....


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Out of the ashes of The LMB Enquirer could rise The LMB Phoenix.

I never even got to see the fashion disasters issue.


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Oh say, can anyone tell me the tale of the great LMBE? Enquiring minds want to know.

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Also the Interstellar Counter-Intelligence Corps have been tracking "Box Of Frozen Burritos" Since the "Frozen French Fry incident on Tharr last year.

Do not try to apprehend He is extremely dangerous.


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I'll bet this had to do either with the LMBE's knowledge of the Kennedy assassination or the LMBE's ongoing feud with Frank Sinatra.


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Oh say, can anyone tell me the tale of the great LMBE?
Great? No.

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Well, what do you know? The LMBE might be alive after all, just terminally boring.

C'mon, LMBE, get scandalicious.

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Yawn graemlin? No? OK.

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Originally posted by future king:
Oh say, can anyone tell me the tale of the great LMBE? Enquiring minds want to know.
From Cobie's LMB History here "The LMB Enquirer began as a newspaper chronically the live's of LMBers, and produced destructive commentary on the potential future leaders of the LMB."

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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
From Cobie's LMB History here "The LMB Enquirer began as a newspaper chronically the live's of LMBers, and produced destructive commentary on the potential future leaders of the LMB."
Okay, the LMBE is more coherent than Cobie, but that's a low hurdle.

Now put down the chronic, LMBE, and print up the dirt.

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In other news, the LMBE was found to be a distant cousin of Infectious Lass.

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<span style="font-size: 88px;">GOSSIP.</span>
<span style="font-size: 88px;">NOW.</span>

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Oh, BIG WHOOP. Lash does that all the time.

How about some scandalous news we can use?

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Right now? or later?

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Can't really expect the LMBE to do right.

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I guess LMBers are getting better at hiding their scandalous acts from public view!

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The most scandalous thing that happened to me was when Kristoff fed me a love potion, but that isn't exactly front page news.


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It did make for quite a lot of hilarious hijinks though!

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