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R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145780 12/30/10 08:08 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 KNOCKED ON NOGGIN BY BOX OF FROZEN BURRITOS: END OF STORY FOR THE LMBE! I thought the LMBE could outsmart a box of frozen burritos, but I guess not. Now that it's dead as a sleazy doornail --- truly fertilizer now --- who or what is going to pick up the tabloid reportage around here? Perhaps Hi-Risk Von Tingle will branch out...?

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145781 12/30/10 08:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,823 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,823 Liberty City I heard two dead hookers were found stuffed in the LMBE's closet after its death!

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145782 12/30/10 08:30 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston When they examined the body, they found that the LMBE was not a newspaper, but a pamphlet. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145783 12/30/10 10:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Gasp! The LMBE is dead?? Somehow I think this report might be exaggerated... Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145784 12/30/10 10:41 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,823 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,823 Liberty City I dunno, my cousin's girlfriend's hair dresser's ex-babysitter's dad works with a guy whose wife's uncle's baby mama's doctor went to med school with the police coroner, and I heard that when it was found there were traces of 17 prescription drugs in its ink!

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145785 12/30/10 11:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society The Security Office is currently investigating... Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145786 12/30/10 11:24 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The LMBE has already been sighted in the seedy side-street clubs of Vegas. And name of the alleged doctor on the 'death' certificate, a "Dr. C. Dion," is highly suspicious.... The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145787 12/31/10 03:22 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Out of the ashes of The LMB Enquirer could rise The LMB Phoenix. I never even got to see the fashion disasters issue. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145788 12/31/10 07:36 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Oh say, can anyone tell me the tale of the great LMBE? Enquiring minds want to know.

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145789 12/31/10 09:10 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Lucifer07 Active Lucifer07 Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Also the Interstellar Counter-Intelligence Corps have been tracking "Box Of Frozen Burritos" Since the "Frozen French Fry incident on Tharr last year. Do not try to apprehend He is extremely dangerous. I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145790 12/31/10 11:54 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies I'll bet this had to do either with the LMBE's knowledge of the Kennedy assassination or the LMBE's ongoing feud with Frank Sinatra. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145791 01/15/11 08:52 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Quote Originally posted by future king: Oh say, can anyone tell me the tale of the great LMBE? Great? No.

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145792 01/15/11 10:34 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Well, what do you know? The LMBE might be alive after all, just terminally boring. C'mon, LMBE, get scandalicious.

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145793 01/19/11 10:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Yawn graemlin? No? OK.

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145794 11/19/11 01:06 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,754 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,754 Wouldn't you like to know? Quote Originally posted by future king: Oh say, can anyone tell me the tale of the great LMBE? Enquiring minds want to know. From Cobie's LMB History here "The LMB Enquirer began as a newspaper chronically the live's of LMBers, and produced destructive commentary on the potential future leaders of the LMB." The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145795 07/26/12 10:04 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,613 Leap Year Lord in season Leap Year Lord in season Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,613 Quote Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: From Cobie's LMB History here "The LMB Enquirer began as a newspaper chronically the live's of LMBers, and produced destructive commentary on the potential future leaders of the LMB." Okay, the LMBE is more coherent than Cobie, but that's a low hurdle. Now put down the chronic, LMBE, and print up the dirt.

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145796 07/27/12 01:23 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,754 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,754 Wouldn't you like to know? In other news, the LMBE was found to be a distant cousin of Infectious Lass. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145797 08/01/12 03:28 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,613 Leap Year Lord in season Leap Year Lord in season Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,613 <span style="font-size: 88px;">GOSSIP.</span> <span style="font-size: 88px;">NOW.</span>

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145798 08/13/12 02:04 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145799 08/17/12 08:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,613 Leap Year Lord in season Leap Year Lord in season Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,613 Oh, BIG WHOOP. Lash does that all the time. How about some scandalous news we can use?

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145800 08/18/12 02:34 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Right now? or later?

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145801 09/08/12 05:03 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,613 Leap Year Lord in season Leap Year Lord in season Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,613 Can't really expect the LMBE to do right.

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145802 09/18/12 05:09 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,754 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,754 Wouldn't you like to know? I guess LMBers are getting better at hiding their scandalous acts from public view! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145803 09/18/12 03:17 PM Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,095 Illinois Emily Sivana Legionnaire! Emily Sivana Legionnaire! Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,095 Illinois The most scandalous thing that happened to me was when Kristoff fed me a love potion, but that isn't exactly front page news. Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb

Re: R.I.P. THE LMB ENQUIRER (Whenever-2010) #145804 09/18/12 09:50 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,754 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,754 Wouldn't you like to know? It did make for quite a lot of hilarious hijinks though! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!