Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Needless Questions about the LMB/MMB and Other Nonsense

Here, I'll start.

Is there a woodchuck thread and, if so, how many of them could he chuck? Does Bucky the Super-Beaver have any insights?

Who is the most fashion-forward of the LMB-- Thriftshop Debutante or Princess Crujectra? (And do I make the Top Ten list?)

If Fat Cramer is the Top Toaster, who butters her toast?

How much must one increase their post by in the "Increasingly Long Post" thread? A sentence, a word, a syllable, a character? Or can they increase it by any variable they so desire?

What is a cleome and where do I get my very own?

Doctor Mayavale's mists: hype or hypnotic? For that matter, is a doctor of a "doctor"?


Note: None of these actually require an answer, though if someone should desire to give one, they are more than welcome. Just remember to add your own nonsense question in, too!

What does MLLASH stand for?

Where does Abin put all the garbage he cleans up from Legion World (as the janitor, I mean)?

If Bouncing Boy were thin, would he bloat out like one of those balloons clowns use to make balloon animals with instead of being round?

Does Lad Boy have a natural immunity to cold, given how skimpy his costume is?

If Legion World has a flag, does it also have a flower, motto, animal and song?

Can Outdoor Miner mine indoors?

Who cleans out Stoopid Cat's litterbox?

Does the current jingle for cotton products ever make you think of Cobie?

"The touch... the feeeel... of cotton..."

O_o

Does Lightning Lad wear the pink bikini in the bedroom?

(Ahh, bikini mental images! No! )

What is Tamper Lad tampering with?

Will the "Inane One Word Posts" thread that follows "The Motion Picture" be "The Sequel" or "The Stop-Motion Animation Version"?

Who is Space Ranger's boss?

Will Pov ever "pass" that gum?

Is Caliente really hot?

Why isn't cleome a banker?

What is Legion World's power source?

Where's the L.E.G.I.O.N. john?

Why? WHY?

Why ask why?

Drink Des Dry?

The flower is the lilac
The motto is "When in doubt, post an inane word!"
The animal is the invisible eagle of Neptune
The song is "Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

When will I win the "Kill this Thread" thread?

How can you tell if Sarcasm Kid is not being saracstic?

What's Arm Fall Off Boy's severed arm doing on the kitchen table?

Does He Who Wanders sleepwalk?

Did Kent Shakespeare really write all those plays or were they written by Kent Marlowe?

Where did Invisible Brainiac disappear to?

I'm pretty sure that in one election or other I was declared the official bird of Legion World.

Has the novelty of Novelty worn off?

Is Arm Fall Off Boy the Arm Fall Off Boy, or merely an Arm Fall Off Boy?

Does Shark Lad charge interest on a loan... and if so, just how many fingers are acceptable as a late payment?

Has the LW economy improved since Lardy and cleome have taken office?

Who is the villain at the end of the thread?

When will someone mistakenly post naked pictures on the Bits forum again? And will they be hardcore?

And can they please not be of Pov this time?

How good is Ram Boy's memory?

If there is an Actor Lad and a Director Lad, is there also a Key Grip Lad or a Best Boy?

Whatever happened to Polka-Dot Kid?

How many mines could a Mine Surfer surf if a Mine Surfer could surf mines?

Maybe I can answer a few...in no particular order-

1. Legion World is ruled by a secret cabal of secret super tyrants intent on keeping their secrets secret. If the economy has improved (or worsened) they're keeping it a secret.

2. Sorry about the Pov-in-a-pink-bikini picture, Cobie. I thought it was funny and had no clue as to the amount of mental anguish it would cause.

3. Novelty is still unusual enough to be mildly amusing.

4. Either Kent Marlowe wrote those plays or it was an infinite number of monkeys, the jury's still out.

This is a cleome .

If there is an Actor Lad and a Director Lad, where's the movie (or play)?

Is there a Lurkers' Lounge?

Is there an LMBer based in Jersey who can rescue my Legion comics before my brother ends up using them as kindling?

Rockhopper Lad and Polar Boy: Just good friends, or... ?

How old were Caliente and FC when they posed for those cute li'l avatars?

I beg to differ:

Flower: Audrey II

Motto: "The Next Boot Will Be The Last Boot After The Reboot Of The Retroboot."

Animal: Numbnuts

Song: "Where Or When." (see also: Motto)

A lady never reveals her age.

What exactly is Reboot's power and how does it trump all others?

How many statues does Cobalt Kid have? Are they all destroyed?

Does Legion World's bar "Shakes" have a competitor called "Stirs"?

1. Never I say, NEVER!

2. His lips aren't moving.

3. Guarding the last cupcake.

4. If YOU find out, oh, the scandal!

5. Um, you may be thinking of a different Shakespeare.

6. He's working on a secret project with the Invisible Brainiacs from two parallel universes.

In the end there can be only one. YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY I'M THE Arm Fall Off Boy!

Lardy may have a thing or three to say about that.

Some answers to the previous questions (in no particular order) which may or may not raise further questions in your minds.

1. The garbage and trash Abin collects as the Official Legion World Super Janitor... of Space! <span style="font-size: 8px;">for life</span> is reprocessed into... Statues of the Legendary Poster, Cobalt Kid. Those statures are then promptly launched into the heart of the Legion World Sun using Mearl Dox's Care Bear Cannon.

2. There were five official Cobalt Kid statues. Unfortunately (Although depending on your point of view the correct term is more likely to be Fortunately) none survive today. There are however persistent rumors that the first statue wasn't a statue at all, instead it was (and is) Cobie's 573rd Demon Spawn Offspring. That being is currently trapped in the molten lava at the very core of legion World. Where it may or may not be plotting revenge against Abin Quank and Reboot for trapping it there before it could destroy the universe as we know it.

3. The cupcake AFOB's arm is guarding is really a message of great importance from Mearl Dox to the current Legion World Leaders.

4. There are two other bars associated with Legion World that attempt to compete with SHAKES. The are Shameless Hussies and the Ice Cream Parlol.

1. Who's bringing the chips to the next meeting?

2. Why is Cobie worthy of so many statues?

More needless questions concerning Cobalt Kid statuary that, never-the-less, need to be answered.

Who exactly makes them?
What are they made of?
-Marble?
-Gold?
-Recycled aluminum cans?
Are Legion World taxpayers paying for all these statues?
Are they anatomically correct?
-If so, how big of a fig leaf are we talking?
Can I order a Cobalt Kid lawn jockey?