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Legion Trivia 6
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Inane one word posts XXXIV - inanity
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Posts: 33,081
Decide that a mission is too dangerous for a girl or gay guy.


Get slapped by Tharok.


Go bald as they age.


Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141
Not much between despair and ecstacy
Not much between despair and ecstacy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141
Ridicule rejected applicants. (They stopped doing this after Danger Boy went ballistic and destroyed Angtu. Of course, everyone blamed Mano.)

Give flight belts to rejected applicants. (After the models became obsolete, it became a pain to order parts for the rejects.)

Refer to sentient beings as Super-Pets. (Charges of the Legion being "specist" generated bad press.)


Check out my new Power Club website!

The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 9,084
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Long live the Legion!
Long live the Legion!
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Posts: 9,084
Slap their teammates when they are 'being hysterical.' (I'd pay good money to see Shadow Lass, Shrinking Violet and Triplicate Girl taking turns slapping Brainy when he goes into one of his rants!)

*Choke!* or (Sob!) in the middle of a sentence.

End up floating in space, half-unconscious, after yet another Legion Cruiser gets blown out from under them. (They must have monster insurance bills!)

Completely innocently (shyeah, rioght!) use their super-vision to peer through some other persons clothing and discover their secret identity. 'Cause, really, what teenager *wouldn't* be using their X-Ray Vision to 'mentally undress' people 24/7?


Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,863
Time Trapper
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,863
Take high school courses via remote instruction or school-a-trons.

Go to amusement parks.

Have parades.

Salute flags.


Holy Cats of Egypt!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,865
Deputy
Deputy
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,865
Dance at the Klordny festival

Suspect new members from betraying them


Ze Frainch Legion fan
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 40,847
Trap Timer
Trap Timer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 40,847
Expel other members as part of a plot to save them.

Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
Gen X > Space X
Gen X > Space X
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
Keep their navels covered.


Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Posts: 33,081
Time Trapper
Time Trapper
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Posts: 33,081
Get published on a monthly basis.


Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 40,847
Trap Timer
Trap Timer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 40,847
Avoid dying in mass numbers.

Joined: May 2008
Posts: 851
Active
Active
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 851
Have a conversation and decide things in a table.

Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 6,797
Wanderer
Wanderer
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 6,797
Running around in brasiers.

Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,865
Deputy
Deputy
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,865
Choose the only new members who are going to betray them in the next few pages.

Lose/swap their powers every three or four adventures.


Ze Frainch Legion fan
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 2,735
Leader
Leader
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 2,735
Get programmed by a nutty doctor and think they're a super-villain.


Long Live all them Legions!
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,104
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,104
Appear in comic books as the main characters.

Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 6,797
Wanderer
Wanderer
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 6,797
Going to magnoball games.

Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,002
Legionnaire!
Legionnaire!
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,002
Have villians from 1,000 years in the past seek revenge for something that hadn't happened yet.

No, wait, they still have that.

(I'm still shaking from when Attila the Hun tried to destroy me and everything I represent because I was destined to beat his descendant in a 3rd grade spelling bee.)

Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
Gen X > Space X
Gen X > Space X
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
Marry in secret to the wrong person.


Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141
Not much between despair and ecstacy
Not much between despair and ecstacy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141
Fake weddings so they can catch bad guys.


Check out my new Power Club website!

The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 33,081
Time Trapper
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 33,081
Ridicule rejected applicants and turn them villainous.


Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 2,735
Leader
Leader
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 2,735
Wear pink costumes, then switch to man bustiers, then back to pink.


Long Live all them Legions!
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
Gen X > Space X
Gen X > Space X
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
Let computers tell them who to suck face with.


Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,865
Deputy
Deputy
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,865
Recognize Ayla from Garth just because she doesn't have an Adam apple.

Play Spaceopoly


Ze Frainch Legion fan
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 40,847
Trap Timer
Trap Timer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 40,847
Defeat mulitple computers simulataneously in chess, and then admit that you were aided in doing so by the fact that one of the wires was unplugged.

Resist mind control by thinking about the heroic deeds of you fellow Legionnaires.

Joined: May 2008
Posts: 851
Active
Active
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 851
Dying and not coming back months later.

Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,863
Time Trapper
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,863
Hold seances.

Wear funny helmets for various purposes.


Holy Cats of Egypt!
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