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Decide that a mission is too dangerous for a girl or gay guy.


Get slapped by Tharok.


Go bald as they age.

Ridicule rejected applicants. (They stopped doing this after Danger Boy went ballistic and destroyed Angtu. Of course, everyone blamed Mano.)

Give flight belts to rejected applicants. (After the models became obsolete, it became a pain to order parts for the rejects.)

Refer to sentient beings as Super-Pets. (Charges of the Legion being "specist" generated bad press.)

Slap their teammates when they are 'being hysterical.' (I'd pay good money to see Shadow Lass, Shrinking Violet and Triplicate Girl taking turns slapping Brainy when he goes into one of his rants!)

*Choke!* or (Sob!) in the middle of a sentence.

End up floating in space, half-unconscious, after yet another Legion Cruiser gets blown out from under them. (They must have monster insurance bills!)

Completely innocently (shyeah, rioght!) use their super-vision to peer through some other persons clothing and discover their secret identity. 'Cause, really, what teenager *wouldn't* be using their X-Ray Vision to 'mentally undress' people 24/7?

Take high school courses via remote instruction or school-a-trons.

Go to amusement parks.

Have parades.

Salute flags.

Dance at the Klordny festival

Suspect new members from betraying them

Expel other members as part of a plot to save them.

Keep their navels covered.

Get published on a monthly basis.

Avoid dying in mass numbers.

Have a conversation and decide things in a table.

Running around in brasiers.

Choose the only new members who are going to betray them in the next few pages.

Lose/swap their powers every three or four adventures.

Get programmed by a nutty doctor and think they're a super-villain.

Appear in comic books as the main characters.

Going to magnoball games.

Have villians from 1,000 years in the past seek revenge for something that hadn't happened yet.

No, wait, they still have that.

(I'm still shaking from when Attila the Hun tried to destroy me and everything I represent because I was destined to beat his descendant in a 3rd grade spelling bee.)

Marry in secret to the wrong person.

Fake weddings so they can catch bad guys.

Ridicule rejected applicants and turn them villainous.

Wear pink costumes, then switch to man bustiers, then back to pink.

Let computers tell them who to suck face with.

Recognize Ayla from Garth just because she doesn't have an Adam apple.

Play Spaceopoly

Defeat mulitple computers simulataneously in chess, and then admit that you were aided in doing so by the fact that one of the wires was unplugged.

Resist mind control by thinking about the heroic deeds of you fellow Legionnaires.

Dying and not coming back months later.

Hold seances.

Wear funny helmets for various purposes.