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PAGE 16
Panel 1
Wheez: Well well well. No banishment to the Realm of Darkness. Is it petty of me to be disappointed...?
Panel 2
Hakk: Who cares if you're petty? You're a re-animated rotting corpse.
Panel 3
Wheez: Gee, thanks for reminding me. I'd almost forgotten. Jerk.
Panel 4
Hakk: Settle down or we're going to miss something fun! Hey, get a load of the two idiots in the tin cans!
Panel 5
(shows 2 applicants in pathetic-looking old-fashioned robot suits, one male and one VERY female)
Panel 6
Hakk: What do girl robots need mammaries for?
Panel 7
Wheez: (looking at "robots") I smell a banishment!
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PAGE 17
Panel 1
Evillo: Who's next?
Applicant: I'm Degree Damsel! I can alter the temperature of anything!
Panel 2
Evillo: Ah, yes, I can feel it getting hotter in here...
Degree Damsel: But, I, uh, haven't used my power yet!
Panel 3
Evillo: Oh, don't worry about that... I think you'll be perfect for my Devil's Harem... I mean... Dozen!
Panel 4
"Miss Terious": What a pig! Are you ready?
"Sir Prize": Yep. Though I think we should have made your metal breasts larger!
Panel 5
Miss Terious: You are SO looking to get a beating when this is over with, aren't you?
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Panel 1
Evillo: (to Degree Damsel) Hakk will show you to your new quarters, my dear. Very luxurious and right next to my own.
Panel 2
Evillo: Which one of you idiots is next? Let's speed this up, I have a date!
Panel 3
Sir Prize: It is I, your royal evilish-ness!
Evillo: And you are...?
Panel 4
Sir Prize: I am Sir Prize!
Evillo: And your special ability is...?
Panel 5
(Tenzil smashes a pie in Evillo's face)
Panel 6
Sir Prize: Surprised you, didn't it? That's my special gift!
Panel 7
(Evillo looking enraged, cream dripping from face)
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PAGE 19
Panel 1
Miss Terious: Wait! It's not just him! We're a team!
Evillo: Oh, grife...!
Panel 2
Evillo: So, who are you?
Miss Terious: I'm Miss Terious!
Panel 3
Evillo: And what, pray tell, is your power?
Miss Terious: I can't reveal it!
Panel 4
Evillo: And why not?
Miss Terious: Becuase it's a mystery, of course! That's why they call me Miss Terious!
Panel 5
Evillo: Well, how do I know you have any powers at all?
Miss Terious: Hmm... I'll need an object to demonstrate... how about that medallion you're wearing?
Panel 6
Miss Terious: Watch as I make the medallion mysteriously disappear!
Panel 7
Caption: Miss Terious spins around, and the medallion is gone!
Evillo: *gasp*! What happened to it?
Miss Terious: *gulp* *swallow* It must remain a mystery!
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PAGE 20
Panel 1
Evillo: (obviously staring at Miss Terious' giant breasts) You will make a fine addition to my Devil's Dozen!
Panel 2
Miss Terious: Fantastic!
Panel 3
Evillo: Your cretinous partner, however, shall be banished to the Realm of Darkness!
Panel 4
Sir Prize: Jumping fishooks!
Panel 5
(Lester dashes into room)
Lester: NooooOOOOoooo!!!
Panel 6
(Lester smashes Evillo with a sack full of coins)
Panel 7
(Evillo lies bloodied and unconscious on the floor)
Lester: UH oh....! Did I blow it...?
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PAGE 21
Panel 1
Lotus Fruit Lass (to the rest of the Devil's Dozen): Get them!
Panel 2
(Shows Wild Huntsman lassoing "Miss Terious")
Wild Huntsman: I think this about wraps up your audition!
Panel 3
(Shows Sugyn exhaling a massive water blast at "Sir Prize")
Sugyn: It looks like your all washed up!
Panel 4
(Apollo walks over to Lester)
Lester: Y- you're the most beautiful man I've ever seen!
Apollo: Come over here, and let's sit and talk for awhile.
Panel 5
(Lester walks over to sit beside Apollo)
Panel 6
(Stick With A Nail In It Kid bashes Lester over the head)
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PAGE 22
(splash page; showing the Devil's Dozen standing over Sir Prize, Miss Terious & Lester victoriously; Wheez is helping the bloodied & cream-covered Evillo stand)
Evillo: Sieze them and prepare them for banishment!!! And... someone fetch me an aspirin... STAT!
NEXT ISSUE:
That's the Night That The Lights Went Out in The Realm of Darkness!
Two chicks in a hot-tub!
Pa scars Renkil for life!
Miss it not, effendi! Stuff said!
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Issue 3 is done. What's the verdict, Eryk?
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Not bad! My favorite scenes are where Evillo's naming all the members of the Devil's Dozen that aren't there anymore and the Zombie lap dance!
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I like the zombie lap dance and Tenz & Taryn as Sir Prize and Miss Terious! I also thought the Tenzil/Lester talk was well done.
My verdict: We're jeenyuses, worthy of being recognized and celebrated!
Soooo... shall we go ahead with issue 4...?
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You want to open with the hot tub scene?
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You read my mind!
Script for MATTER-EATER LAD: The Series # 4
PAGE 1
Panel 1
(shows Ma in hot-tub)
off-panel voice: May I join you?
Panel 2
Ma: But aren't you afraid you might catch the pain plague or Rigellian fever?
Panel 3
(shows shapely legs entering the hot tub with Ma)
off-panel voice: Not a bit.
Panel 4
Ma: Well, I must say it's a pleasure to meet you. Most people don't want to be around me when they hear about the unfortunate troubles I've had.
off-panel voice: I've had my share of troubles too.
Panel 5
Ma: Such a sweetheart. What is your name?
Panel 6
(the speaker is revealed)
My name is Drura, but some call me Infectious Lass.
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PAGE TWO
SPLASH PAGE
Title: The Night the Lights Went Out in the Realm of Darkness!
(Tenzil, Taryn, and Lester are chained to the wall. Evillo is taunting them.)
Evillo: At last, the elusive Senator Kem! And I believed you were going to be far harder to kill than your predecessors! But you walked right into my castle! What a moron!
Tenzil: *Gasp* What are you going to do to us?
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PAGE 3
Panel 1
Evillo: DO? DO? It's unspeakable! It's outrageous!
Lester: That doesn't sound good.
Panel 2
Evillo: GOOD? GOOD? It's horrendous! It's SO impossibly NOT good!
Tenzil: Are you going to torture us? Shove bamboo under our fingernails? Stretch us on a rack? For the luvva Fred, man-- what's going to happen??!
Panel 3
Taryn: Shut UP, Tenzil!
Tenzil: Well, I wanted to be prepared is all.
Panel 4
Evillo: Hmmmm... bamboo under the fingernails... Maybe next time. For now, banishment to the Realm of Darkness will suffice.
Panel 5
(horns sprout from Evillo's head)
Tenzil: Jiminy Jillikers!
Lester: That's SO GROSS!
Taryn: *sigh*
Panel 6
Evillo: BEGGONE!!!!
(Evillo zaps them)
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PAGE FOUR
Panel 1
Darkness
Panel 2
Darkness
Panel 3
A blurry image of Taryn
Panel 4
(Tenzil sitting up, with Taryn and Lester standing over him)
Tenzil: Popping planets! We're still alive!
Panel 5
Lester: Oh, Tenzil! I'm glad you're okay! I was so scared when that icky guy started sprouting horns from his head!
Panel 6
Taryn: Let's try to figure out where we are.
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PAGE 5
Panel 1
darkness
Panel 2
darkness
caption: This is pretty dull.
Panel 3
darkness
Panel 4
darkness
caption: Uhhh... whose hand is that...?
Panel 5
darkness
caption: Sorry! Ummm, I thought that was my... body.
Panel 6
(bright illumination; T T & L shield their eyes)
Tenzil: Jumping fishooks!
Lester: My retinas!
Taryn: What NOW...?!
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PAGE 6
(Thora and Evillo are dining)
Panel 1
Evillo: So, uh, it's lovely to see you again, dear. You look well.
Thora: Save your flattery for one of your weak and docile Tartaran tramps. I'm here on business.
Panel 2
Evillo: I'd like to think we could mix business and pleasure. After all, we were very close at one time...
Thora: And don't think I've forgotten how you treated me. I hope you don't try something stupid like trying to banish me to the Realms of Darkness again...
Panel 3
Evillo: Why, I don't do that kind of thing any more! I'm a changed man!
Thora: Foolish male! You think you can deceive me with your lies!
Panel 4
Evillo: *Sigh* So what kind of business are you here on?
Thora: Basically, the Sisterhood has decided that it is in our interest to co-operate with you. We know why you've been eliminating Bismollian senators. We want to help.
Panel 5
Evillo: And what do I get out of this?
Thora: We won't enslave you and your entire male population! At least, not yet!
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PAGE 7
Panel 1
(closeup of face of zombie prostitute)
caption: I just don't think we should do it, Dad! What about Mom? This is being filmed!
Panel 2
(credits are handed to zombie prostitute)
caption: Shut yer trap, boy! Your Ma doesn't care! This li'l undead filly has to earn a living... that's a joke, Son, get it? Undead... earn a living... *Guffaw!* I kill me!
Panel 3
(zombie prostitute getting undressed)
caption: Dad... I am NOT going to do this.
Panel 4
(Pa pointing finger Uncle Sam-style)
Pa: Renkil, we gotta do stuff like this to keep the ratings up! You like your fancy new home and your fancy vacations and your fancy hovercars? I want you to get over there with that pretty li'l filly PRONTO. Get her warmed up for me.
Panel 5
Renkil (looking at zombie prostitute): *sigh*
Panel 6
zombie prostitute: Commme onnn overrrr loverrrr...
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Dear writers,
Jeenyus! Pure jeenyus! Sir Prize and Miss Terious were great and this issue looks like it's already shaping up to be the best one! Great stuff, more I say!
-C
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PAGE 8
Panel 1
(shadowy lair)
Shadowy Man #3: I just got word from Tartarus! It seems the imbecilic Senator Kem blundered into Prince Evillo's castle!
Panel 2
Shadowy Man #1: Whew! That's a relief! I was afraid we'd be banished to the Realm of Darkness for failing to get him!
Panel 3
(knock on the shadowy door)
Panel 4
Shadowy Man #1: I wonder who that is?
Panel 5
Shadowy Man #1 opens door and is blasted by a ray gun!
Shadowy Man #2: What the...?
Panel 6
Shadowy Man #2 is blasted as well!
Panel 7
Shadowy Woman (to communicator): Azura here. I have suceeded in eliminating Evillo's agents on Bismoll. Now let us pray that Thora has such success in her task!
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PAGE 9
Panel 1
caption: Meanwhile, back with the guy the book is named after...
(Tenzil is adjusting his sunglasses)
Tenzil: What the sprock happened? It's a good thing my eyes are naturally protected... bless you, Umbra 3000s!
off-panel voice: How are your retinas, little one?
Panel 2
(a handsome fellow is standing beside Lester)
Lester: Give me just a minute... they're starting to adjust...
Taryn: Who are YOU and where are WE?
Panel 3
handsome fellow: I? I am Spandex Dexter! And you just crossed from the Realm of Darkness into the Realm of Bright Lights and Good Times!
Taryn: What the...?
Panel 4
Spandex Dexter: Well, throughout the years, Evillo has banished so many to the Realm of Darkness. I mean, eventually, people HAD to start making improvements and such.
Tenzil: I suppose anything's an improvement on perpetual darkness...
Panel 5
Spandex Dexter: Indeed. Beyond the Realm of Bright Lights and Good Times, we have the Realm of Scantily Clad Overendowed Vixens. Beyond that is the Realm of The Mile-Long Salad Bar, right beside the Realm of the Open Bar and Hover-Pool.
Panel 6
Lester: You mean that other stuff isn't included in the Realm of Good Times...?
Spandex Dexter: (eyeing Lester that way) Well, not everyone's idea of fun includes scantily clad overendowed vixens... little one.
Panel 7
Lester: (looking defiant) Sorry, Dexter-- I'm spoken for.
Panel 8
Dexter: I figured as much. So-- why'd ol' horn-head send you guys here anyway...?
Panel 9
Taryn: Good question... one we never did learn the answer to!
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Brilliant as ever, Lash! The funny thing is that I started to write a scene in which they met Spandex Dexter, but I wasn't getting anywhere with it, so I ditched to advance the femizon subplot!
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You are too kind, sir!
I was a little stuck on what to do with the gang in the Realm of Darkness, but then I decided, Why does the Realm of Darkness have to be a bad place? Evillo never goes there, he doesn't know what it's like there anymore...
As for Spandex Dexter, a name like that just sent my naughty mind wandering...
I'm glad to see you advancing the Thora/femizon subplot, I know you are the King of Tying Stuff Together, and so far so good!
Makes me wish this thing could actually be published one day...
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PAGE 10
Panel 1
Spandex Dexter: Well, come on! Have you met Nudelad? He just arrived the other day!
Panel 2
Taryn: Why's he called Nudelad? He isn't nude at all...
Tenzil: Uh, Taryn, you aren't feeling a bit of breeze or anything, are you?
Panel 3
Nudelad: Oops, my powers out of control!
Lester: Eew, gross!
Panel 4
(Taryn quickly ducks behind a strategically placed something or other, rags of clothing hanging off her! Tenz chuckles.)
Taryn: This is not funny!
Panel 5
Tenz: Don't worry, Taryn! I'm sure you'll fit right in once we get to the Realm of Scantily Clad Overendowed Vixens! Except for the overendowed part...
Panel 6
Taryn: Tenzil!
Tenz: I mean, you're kind of just-rightly endowed...
Panel 7
Taryn: TEN-zil!
Tenz: Okay, I'll see what I can do to find you some clothes...
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PAGE 11
Panel 1
(T T & L are being escorted by Dexter around town)
caption: And, after Tenzil has kept us from being a "Mature Readers Only" title...
Tenzil: So... you guys have done a swell job with the ol' Realm of Darkness, Dexter... I mean, I had heard HORRIBLE things about this place... and to find it so nice is quite a surprise...
Dexter: Thanks.
Tenzil: ...BUT...
Panel 2
Dexter: But what?
Tenzil: BUT... let's say someone wanted to get back to Tartarus...
Panel 3
Dexter: LEAVE the Realm of Darkness, Bright Lights and Good Times, Scantily Clad Overendowed Vixens, Mile-Long Salad Bar and Open Bar and Hover-Pool to return to that hellhole Tartarus? PERPOSTEROUS!
Panel 4
Tenzil: Well, SURE it is... but let's say someone DID want to do that... how would one go about it?
Panel 5
Dexter: Well... I suppose they would need to venture to the Realm of Returning to the Place You Were Before Evillo Banished You.
Panel 6
(Tenzil, Taryn & Lester look at each other all confused-like)
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