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Legion boyz... *sigh*
There's so many dreamy creamy Legion boyz it's hard for a a sexy teen girl to pick!
ULTRA BOY has that, like, whole BAD BOY thing going on... kinda like that dude in BOYZ 4 U. Except Ultra Boy is, like, MARRIED and stuff and that is SUCH a turn-off! His baby's cute, though. *sigggh* I just looooove babies. Maybe one day I'll have one of my own! *delighted squeal*
COSMIC BOY is like, a jock, and everyone knows that THAT is the ultimate turn-on! Nothing's hotter than a big, tight-butted sweaty jock stripping off his uniform and hitting the showers with all his equally tight-butted sweaty teammates after making the winning magno-ball play! *contented cooing*
INVISIBLE KID is the gay boy. Gay boyz are hot... just ask Cliff! *teasing titter!* And Cliff, Brock and Ashe are proof that Gay boyz and jock boyz CAN be friends! Of course, Cliff being a gay jock boy probably helps... now I'm confused. What were we talking about, again? *tee hee!*
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Creamy. Huhn.
Didn't Brainy foam at the mouth a little when he lost his marbles?
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"big, tight-butted, sweaty jock" made me lose my breath for a second and just... get distracted.  And I agree with Invisible Kid, but not Jo. I would add Star Boy, Sun Boy and Karate Kid.
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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I like MOAN-EEL.
*innocent titter*
Like, what? That's not his name or something?
Hello from Amber-- the Girlz (Britney/Karaoke Queen & Ashley/Dancing Queen) have, like, taken off!
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Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz:
Maybe one day I'll have one of my own! *delighted squeal*
*disillusioned titter* Like, it's not that great. In school, we had to learn to take care of a 10 pound baby by, y'know, taking care of a 10 pound baby! It, like, TOTALLY sucked. The baby, I mean.
Hello from Amber-- the Girlz (Britney/Karaoke Queen & Ashley/Dancing Queen) have, like, taken off!
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I dunno about that STAR BOY. I mean, sure, he's like TOTALLY do-able and stuff, but those fluctuating powers have sent his popularity into a tailspin! *chirp of emphasis*
But he would be an acceptable safety date if one of the other more-popular boyz you were dating like, died in battle or broke their leg or was hidesously disfigured somehow! *tee hee!*
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Originally posted by Amber & the Girlz: Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz:
[b]Maybe one day I'll have one of my own! *delighted squeal*
Like, it's not that great.
In school, we had to learn to take care of a 10 pound baby by, y'know, taking care of a 10 pound baby!
It, like, TOTALLY sucked. The baby, I mean. [/b]Whoa! Like, your school teachers must be on DRUGS!
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Umber AND Amber are back?
I must admit... your boy obsessions have been missed!
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What, T-Wolf doesn't make the list? I mean, he's like, y'know, a wolf. Maybe they don't teach girls about wolves in school anymore. 
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Don't you girls think Gates is just cuddly and snuggly as a teddy bear? And he nibbles toes, too.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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"Creamiest Legion boyz"? I think this thread has made me lactose intolerant. 
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Originally posted by Stu: "Creamiest Legion boyz"?
I think this thread has made me lactose intolerant. But it's high in vitamins and protein
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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EEEEEW!
Wolfs are, like, totally HAIRY and SCARY, pawing all over you and getting all SWEATY and YUCKY!
I like nice, smooth boyz... smooth as a cheerleader's thighs! *chirp of emphasis*
As far as vitamins go, I get all mine in carrot and celery sticks. MMMMMMMMM!
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All those calories in carrots and celery sticks ...tsk! tsk! Why don't you just take a vitamin pill?
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Hmmmm. Miss Cramer, I think you're right.
Will I still be allowed my sugarless gum and breath mints? I'm pretty sure those are low-cal. *hopeful coo*
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I just found this board and I LOVE IT!!!
Steve Lightle's Timber Wolf is by far the Creamiest (and Dreamiest) Legionnaire of all time.
Bring Back Tellus :tellus:
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Don't you girls think Gates is just cuddly and snuggly as a teddy bear? And he nibbles toes, too. Isn't GATES like that bug thing? EEEEEEW!
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Originally posted by Caleb:
I just found this board and I LOVE IT!!!
Steve Lightle's Timber Wolf is by far the Creamiest (and Dreamiest) Legionnaire of all time. Hi Caleb! What a cute name! *flirtatious titter* Have you met my friend Cliff? He's a total hottie! I bet you boyz would get along swell. Except he's like, got the body hair of a 13 year old and stuff. Not at all like Tuber Wolf.
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"Creamy" implies ... Caucasian skin!
Yew don't li-ike Ty-roc!
Yew don't li-ike Ty-roc!
Yer-er all-l preh-juh-dissed!
I'd advise you to watch your mouths, young ladies. He'll scream at you. {grin}
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Originally posted by Greybird:
"Creamy" implies ... Caucasian skin!
Don't forget creamy peanut butter. See? It really is all about protein
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Ummm, HELLO! *exasperated huff*
The topic of this thread is like HOT BOYZ, not like, screaming and food!! *sarcastic exhalation*
Please like, stick to the topic or something! *annoyed chirp* And say something about a hot LEGION boy!
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1. Umber is, like, a totally equal-opportunity cheerleader and stuff!
2. Lyle's pretty cute.
Okay?
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Kent Shakespeare was pretty yummy. He had that kind of that "cute and clueless brainy guy" thing going on.
Bring Back Tellus :tellus:
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Glasses can be very cute - and Kent's were.
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Originally posted by Caleb:
I just found this board and I LOVE IT!!!
Steve Lightle's Timber Wolf is by far the Creamiest (and Dreamiest) Legionnaire of all time. Exactly.  (Although pre-boot Sun Boy comes pretty close.) I do prefer the new version's more wolfen personality, though. Think about it. Wolves are bad boys who don't cheat. Who can resist? (And the intelligence boost doesn't hurt, either.) Nice to meet you Caleb.
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