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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero
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Long live the Legion!
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Kal-El wasn't close to his dad when he passed.
Which is a good thing, since the planet his dad was on exploded!
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Dillinger made it to heaven. He was a holey ghost.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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When Sue Storm was pregnant, did she have a womb with a view?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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This joke flew right over Shrinking Violet's head
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Applicant: I have the power of hindsight
Saturn Girl: That's not really a very impressive power
Applicant: I see that now…
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Would, on the other hand, make a good therapist, or someone who runs teambuilding events!
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Rancher: The fence is down. I need your help rounding up my cattle.
Neighbor: How many cattle do you have?
Rancher: Forty-seven.
Neighbor: Fifty.
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