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Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1043275 03/06/25 03:18 PM Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,129 38.24, -122.03 K Klar Ken T5477 Leader Klar Ken T5477 Leader K Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,129 38.24, -122.03 https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke-4 “Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1043320 03/11/25 11:13 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,096 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,096 Kal-El wasn't close to his dad when he passed. Which is a good thing, since the planet his dad was on exploded! Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1043378 03/15/25 04:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina Dillinger made it to heaven. He was a holey ghost. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1044477 05/16/25 03:22 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina When Sue Storm was pregnant, did she have a womb with a view? Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1044488 05/17/25 02:29 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? This joke flew right over Shrinking Violet's head The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1044621 05/24/25 03:52 PM Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,129 38.24, -122.03 K Klar Ken T5477 Leader Klar Ken T5477 Leader K Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,129 38.24, -122.03 LEGION TRYOUTS Applicant: I have the power of hindsight Saturn Girl: That's not really a very impressive power Applicant: I see that now… “Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1044630 05/25/25 02:39 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? Would, on the other hand, make a good therapist, or someone who runs teambuilding events! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1044686 05/28/25 04:37 PM Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,129 38.24, -122.03 K Klar Ken T5477 Leader Klar Ken T5477 Leader K Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,129 38.24, -122.03 Rancher: The fence is down. I need your help rounding up my cattle. Neighbor: How many cattle do you have? Rancher: Forty-seven. Neighbor: Fifty. “Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero

Re: Bad jokes Klar Ken T5477 #1044700 05/30/25 03:18 AM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,656 Melbourne Australia stile86 Wanderer stile86 Wanderer Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,656 Melbourne Australia Originally Posted by Klar Ken T5477 Rancher: The fence is down. I need your help rounding up my cattle. Neighbor: How many cattle do you have? Rancher: Forty-seven. Neighbor: Fifty. Took me a minute but - Groan! (Good job)