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Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042667 02/06/25 07:03 PM Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,126 38.24, -122.03 K Klar Ken T5477 Leader Klar Ken T5477 Leader K Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,126 38.24, -122.03 A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long line at the shop. It takes forever, but he does finally get his tux. Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually, he gets the flowers too. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient, and gets the limo all lined up. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get her something to drink. So he heads over to the refreshment table. And there is no punch line. Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse

Re: Bad jokes Invisible Brainiac #1042669 02/06/25 10:33 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia stile86 Wanderer stile86 Wanderer Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac Why can't Invisible Kid tell a lie? Because people see right through him. True. He is quite transparent.

Re: Bad jokes Klar Ken T5477 #1042670 02/06/25 10:34 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia stile86 Wanderer stile86 Wanderer Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia Originally Posted by Klar Ken T5477 A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long line at the shop. It takes forever, but he does finally get his tux. Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually, he gets the flowers too. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient, and gets the limo all lined up. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get her something to drink. So he heads over to the refreshment table. And there is no punch line. I gave out a genuine groan at this one. Thanks Klar.

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042675 02/06/25 10:44 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,898 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,898 Liberty City A visual version of Klar's joke. Attachments

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042677 02/07/25 02:14 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 A shetland pony gets on stage at karaoke night, but he doesn't sing, because he's a little hoarse. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042684 02/07/25 03:46 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? loving the building up on jokes here, folks! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042685 02/07/25 03:47 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? What did Bouncing Boy say to Duo Damsel, when she started dating him after her crush on Superboy? "I don't want this to be a rebound thing!" The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042739 02/10/25 12:53 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 I hope that you don't suffer from a condition plaguing many kids who have to take tests nowadays. They only answer questions 1, 3, 5, and 7 on their exams. Because they literally can’t even. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042744 02/10/25 04:23 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? Why did the Legion vote Nightwind in? She blew them away when she tried out! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042758 02/11/25 03:04 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 Prince John once threatened to boil Tuck in oil. Robin Hood protested: "You can't boil him! He's a Friar!" Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042759 02/11/25 03:06 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 Ayla's autobiography was supposed to just be some light reading, but after that chapter on her anti-gravity powers, I can't put it down! Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042763 02/11/25 03:59 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? At the 20th century technology convention... Gates: "Tenzil! Why did you charge me for all the grubs I ate?!" Tenzil: "Because I was told to Bill Gates!" Last edited by Invisible Brainiac; 02/11/25 03:59 AM. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042776 02/12/25 09:52 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 The Legion used to have debates scheduled for candidates for Legion leader, but Tasmia kept winning every debate. Hard to compete with someone whose literal power is throwing shade. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042796 02/13/25 03:39 PM Joined: May 2005 Posts: 22 ?????? The Riddler Applicant The Riddler Applicant Joined: May 2005 Posts: 22 ?????? What kind of key opens a Kryptonian banana? A Super-Monkey!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042940 02/19/25 05:32 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 You've really got to hand it to Violet. Because she can't reach. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042941 02/19/25 05:48 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 They finally arrested Command Kid. Nabbed him for possession. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042947 02/20/25 03:42 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? What is the name of Dyrk Magz's cousin, who is crazy for fruit? Mango The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042983 02/21/25 09:19 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia stile86 Wanderer stile86 Wanderer Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia What kind of key opens a software locked dog kennel? A Krypto-key! (Crypto-key?)

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042984 02/21/25 09:36 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia stile86 Wanderer stile86 Wanderer Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia Inspired by the latest kill this thread thread: What did the legionnaires sing to Sun Boy on his birthday? Here Comes the Sun

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1042990 02/22/25 04:40 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,064 Wouldn't you like to know? keep these jokes coming, gang The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1043055 02/25/25 03:33 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 What did Brainy get when he crossed a mirror beast with the every-ten-years monster? Cancellation of his research grant and a meeting with the ethics committee. Last edited by Set; 02/25/25 03:41 PM. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1043056 02/25/25 03:40 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 What's the difference between Dawnstar with one wing and Dawnstar with two wings? None, really. It's a matter of a-pinion. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1043057 02/25/25 03:46 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 Where did Tyr get his gun arm? At the second-hand store. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1043244 03/05/25 04:08 AM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia stile86 Wanderer stile86 Wanderer Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,592 Melbourne Australia Congratulations Set. Some of those were truly groan worthy.

Re: Bad jokes Kent Shakespeare #1043252 03/05/25 11:55 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,087 How do you know when Gim has told a dad joke? When it's full-groan. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!