A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long line at the shop. It takes forever, but he does finally get his tux.
Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually, he gets the flowers too.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient, and gets the limo all lined up.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get her something to drink. So he heads over to the refreshment table.
And there is no punch line.
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long line at the shop. It takes forever, but he does finally get his tux.
Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually, he gets the flowers too.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient, and gets the limo all lined up.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get her something to drink. So he heads over to the refreshment table.
And there is no punch line.
I gave out a genuine groan at this one. Thanks Klar.
I hope that you don't suffer from a condition plaguing many kids who have to take tests nowadays. They only answer questions 1, 3, 5, and 7 on their exams.
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