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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long line at the shop. It takes forever, but he does finally get his tux.

Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually, he gets the flowers too.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient, and gets the limo all lined up.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get her something to drink. So he heads over to the refreshment table.

And there is no punch line.


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Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Why can't Invisible Kid tell a lie?

Because people see right through him.
True. He is quite transparent.

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Originally Posted by Klar Ken T5477
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long line at the shop. It takes forever, but he does finally get his tux.

Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually, he gets the flowers too.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient, and gets the limo all lined up.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get her something to drink. So he heads over to the refreshment table.

And there is no punch line.
I gave out a genuine groan at this one. Thanks Klar.

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A visual version of Klar's joke.
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A shetland pony gets on stage at karaoke night, but he doesn't sing, because he's a little hoarse.


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loving the building up on jokes here, folks!

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What did Bouncing Boy say to Duo Damsel, when she started dating him after her crush on Superboy?

"I don't want this to be a rebound thing!"

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I hope that you don't suffer from a condition plaguing many kids who have to take tests nowadays. They only answer questions 1, 3, 5, and 7 on their exams.

Because they literally can’t even.


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Why did the Legion vote Nightwind in?

She blew them away when she tried out!

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Prince John once threatened to boil Tuck in oil.

Robin Hood protested:

"You can't boil him! He's a Friar!"


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Ayla's autobiography was supposed to just be some light reading, but after that chapter on her anti-gravity powers, I can't put it down!


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At the 20th century technology convention...

Gates: "Tenzil! Why did you charge me for all the grubs I ate?!"

Tenzil: "Because I was told to Bill Gates!"

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The Legion used to have debates scheduled for candidates for Legion leader, but Tasmia kept winning every debate.

Hard to compete with someone whose literal power is throwing shade.


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What kind of key opens a Kryptonian banana?



A Super-Monkey!

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You've really got to hand it to Violet. Because she can't reach.


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They finally arrested Command Kid. Nabbed him for possession.


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What is the name of Dyrk Magz's cousin, who is crazy for fruit?

Mango

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What kind of key opens a software locked dog kennel?

A Krypto-key! (Crypto-key?)

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Inspired by the latest kill this thread thread:

What did the legionnaires sing to Sun Boy on his birthday?

Here Comes the Sun

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keep these jokes coming, gang smile

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What did Brainy get when he crossed a mirror beast with the every-ten-years monster?

Cancellation of his research grant and a meeting with the ethics committee.

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What's the difference between Dawnstar with one wing and Dawnstar with two wings?

None, really. It's a matter of a-pinion.


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Where did Tyr get his gun arm?

At the second-hand store.


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Congratulations Set. Some of those were truly groan worthy.

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How do you know when Gim has told a dad joke?

When it's full-groan.


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