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Kent Shakespeare #1042667 Yesterday at 06:03 PM
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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long line at the shop. It takes forever, but he does finally get his tux.

Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually, he gets the flowers too.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient, and gets the limo all lined up.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get her something to drink. So he heads over to the refreshment table.

And there is no punch line.


Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
Invisible Brainiac #1042669 Yesterday at 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Why can't Invisible Kid tell a lie?

Because people see right through him.
True. He is quite transparent.

Klar Ken T5477 #1042670 Yesterday at 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Klar Ken T5477
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long line at the shop. It takes forever, but he does finally get his tux.

Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually, he gets the flowers too.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient, and gets the limo all lined up.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get her something to drink. So he heads over to the refreshment table.

And there is no punch line.
I gave out a genuine groan at this one. Thanks Klar.

Kent Shakespeare #1042675 Yesterday at 09:44 PM
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