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AFOB:

<strike>Saturn Girl</strike> Featherhead!

Gossamer!

<strike>Phantom Girl</strike> Misty!

They're the Powerpuff Legion!!

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Wait. Y'know, I'd actually read/watch that.

An obnoxious little Sklarian terf befriends Ultra Boy, who has been retconned into a Gary Stu...oh, hang on. Never mind.

Cosmic Boy is retconned into a borderline saint who...oh, wait. Never mind.

Garth and Ayla are racechanged into Black stereotypes so that...oops. Forget I said that.

Okay, all joking aside, here's my Really Bad Legion Story idea:

The whole team fakes their deaths and moves to the Australian outback, where...

Hmph. I guess I've got nothing.

The Legionnaires are having a meeting. Suddenly, the meeting room is flooded with a gaggle of drooling fans, who crowd around Ultra Boy!

"He's so handsome!"

"And muscular!"

"And strong!"

"and powerful!"

"and smart!"

Sun Boy pipes up. "I'd be envious, if it weren't true!"

Saturn Girl swoons. "If it weren't for my love for Lightning Lad, I'd be all over him!"

Lightning Lad nods. "I understand, Imra!"

Dream Girl sighs. "If my prophetic powers hadn't told me that Ultra Boy has the heart of another..."

Shadow Lass chimes in, "Only Mon-El is more powerful!"

Ultra Boy stands up. "Everyone, please. I only have eyes for Phantom Girl!"

Phantom Girl blushes. "Oh Jo, what have I done to deserve you?"

Brainiac 5 pipes up. "And this is why we've elected you leader, Jo!"

True Tales of the Espionage Squad!

The 'Espionage Squad' is a cover. Cham, Violet, Tinya and Jacques are meant to serve as a cover (and yet completely unaware of this!), so that the real Legion wetworks division can get stuff done behind the scenes. Three Legionnaires are secretly covert assassins for good, killing off anyone who promises to be a real threat to the team. They almost got outed during the mission against the Time Trapper, because that's the sort of thing *they* usually do, and Brainy, Mon and Trip getting involved was unexpected even to them!

Who are they, these secret killers buried deep within the heart of the Legion, like a dagger? Well, that's the secret! At least one of them is believed dead by the rest of the Legion...