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I wonder if Paddy McAloon is a fan of classic Bugs Bunny cartoons?

He has good taste if so!

(I'm partial to the ones where Bugs is only tormenting someone who, well, earned it )

I agree, and I also prefer Bugs when he's sassy rather than smug.

Agree, best when he's justified in what he's doing

Lots of bad folks, also try to justify what they are doing.

Except many reasonable people would not find those justifications to be up to par.

"Par for the course" is a golfing expression I picked up from Snoopy.

I'm not a golfer, except for playing miniature golf a few times over the years.

I played a miniature golf course last weekend. I live in an area with quite a few golf courses. They all look as though a supervillain has blasted perfectly good woodland, creating lots of bunkers. I much prefer miniature golf: The true test of putting.

I am a golfer, but I'm so bad I barely know what par looks like

I don't even know what "par" really means. I used to get so bored watching my dad at the driving range

I played a golf hole (Miniature, therefore proper golf) for the first time a while back. I had to hit it through a slot.

But that was on a gradual incline. So I had to it it strongly enough to get up the incline, which was the foothill to a little mountain slope. There were a few holes in the mountain to capture various speeds of ball. They would come out a various positions of awkwardness.

At the mountaintop, there were 2 holes, one central and one at the back. Both better than the ones on the slope. But one better than the other.

Both led you to watch the ball spiral down towards the green, which I don't think was a straight putt either.

Anyone thumping the ball, would go off the hole, or fly off the other side of the mountain.

Miniature golf. The great equaliser.

There's glow-in-the-dark mini golf over here. haven't tried it.

You could wear glow in the dark clothing for the game.

Yes, make myself a better target. Thanks, Nasty Genie.

Always happy to oblige. But you being chased by a horde of people wielding golf clubs hadn't occurred to me. Now that it has though, I'm working on some mind control chemicals to put into glow in the dark coatings.

Which would seem to confirm my theory that Thoth Lad is, in fact, The Key.

If something happens to me, it was Thoth Lad!

Although the orbitally launched, laser wielding, cyborg piranhas would also be a slight clue for the authorities to pick up on.

While thoth sits in his lair, cackling maniacally

He's a maniac, maniac, on the floor (after falling down, face first, at his favorite pub.)

I can still drink from there. Barperson! Fetch the Straw!

*squints* gee, why are your lips so swollen?

Bee sting.

Lip Filler

Which would seem to confirm my theory that Thoth Lad is, in actuality, Julia Roberts.