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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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I put laxatives in the coffee

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...and gave it to Gas Girl....which doesn't sound bad til you realize she was captive in the meeting room at the time. When Concrete Organs Man throws chunks, it's bad.

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I misunderstood and made Marconi and cheese. They said even they wouldn't stoop to cannibalism.


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King Shark was all for it, tho

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...I kept sending trench coats to reverse flasher.


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... I never flushed the toilet. turns out super villains are like realy picky about hygiene

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… I swapped the salt and the sugar as a prank

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I kept putting Rogaine in Luthor's soap. No hair up there, but his palms.....well.....


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I put chili powder in the hand cream. I tell ya, the number of villains yelling at me cause their family jewels are burning …

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I introduced Quislet to Tharok. Heh heh heh.


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I stopped paying the Clatch staff, forcing the other villains to, you know, actually pour their own drinks

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I couldn't stop myself, that female oompa loompa...grooooowwwwwllll.


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.... I kept crashing on the couch. Overnight

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... I was aggressively trying to fund-raise, by stealing their stuff and reselling it to them

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...of a "super" std. DAMN YOU INFECTIOUS LASS!


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and you didn't even get to have any fun in the process!

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...my name was "the Knobler". I mean, it's innocent enough, I break knees. But "THEY" said it means something else. Bastids.


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... I went around popping everyone's zits

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