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I put laxatives in the coffee
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...and gave it to Gas Girl....which doesn't sound bad til you realize she was captive in the meeting room at the time. When Concrete Organs Man throws chunks, it's bad.
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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I misunderstood and made Marconi and cheese. They said even they wouldn't stoop to cannibalism.
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King Shark was all for it, tho
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...I kept sending trench coats to reverse flasher.
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... I never flushed the toilet. turns out super villains are like realy picky about hygiene
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... I didn't kneel before Zod.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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… I swapped the salt and the sugar as a prank
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I kept putting Rogaine in Luthor's soap. No hair up there, but his palms.....well.....
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I put chili powder in the hand cream. I tell ya, the number of villains yelling at me cause their family jewels are burning …
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I introduced Quislet to Tharok. Heh heh heh.
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I stopped paying the Clatch staff, forcing the other villains to, you know, actually pour their own drinks
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I couldn't stop myself, that female oompa loompa...grooooowwwwwllll.
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.... I kept crashing on the couch. Overnight
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Long live the Legion!
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... they laughed at my plan to steal all the pillows in the world and make a Pillow Fort of Babel to storm heaven. They will *rue the day!*
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... I was aggressively trying to fund-raise, by stealing their stuff and reselling it to them
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...of a "super" std. DAMN YOU INFECTIOUS LASS!
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and you didn't even get to have any fun in the process!
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...my name was "the Knobler". I mean, it's innocent enough, I break knees. But "THEY" said it means something else. Bastids.
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... I went around popping everyone's zits
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