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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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I kept multi-tasking during the briefings, and got all the security processes wrong... which led to the Justice League raiding the clatch. Oops

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Kept getting clatch confused with clutch, and, contrary to scurrilous gossip, I don't drive stick.


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...they said I wasn't half bad. So I didn't mean their 74% rule at less than 50%.


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yeahhhhhhh, soooooo, turns out, creating my own spotlight symbol for My villain code, Ratman....not such a good idea.


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of one molecule. JUST ONE! And suddenly, the gas makes everyone it touches into superheros. ONE MOLECULE! Grodd is still cussin' about it.


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They were just too jealous about the success of my villainy over on Earth-336.


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… I forgot to water Poison Ivy’s plants, and now I’m banned for life

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I forgot to install exclusion coding on the pigeons I gave cybernetic targeting systems to. Spacekitten was piiiiiissssseed.

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... I tripped and crashed into the liquor cabinet...

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I brought gluten-free bagels and vegan lox to the meeting. Apparently that wasn't villain-y enough? Bah. The 'lox' was made out of Captain Carrot, seemed pretty villain-y to me...


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Painted everything in rainbow polka dots

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Painted everything in rainbow polka dots

"Worse of all, that's my super-power!" - Polka Dot Man


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There was an audible sigh in the theater, when poor Polka Dot Man met his fate in that Suicide Squad movie frown

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I just don't know what magic Gunn has going on that he can make me care about schmoes like Rocket Racoon and Polka Dot Man!

(He's not the only one. Somehow the Harley Quinn cartoon made me love Kite-Man! Maybe (GASP!), I just have really questionable taste? (*choke!*))

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Movie Polka Dat Man was a nice guy who got a lot of abuse in his life, and movie Rocket is just lovably hilarious!

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Lazon and I were missing when they needed us for a critical mission. I had hired him out for hair removal services...we didn't get the message till it was to late and the Legion was there.


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I was making Tiktok videos showing the location of our super secret clatch...

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I just wanted to heat my turkey sandwich. Tharok's thermo-coupling stellar exciter was nearby.... look, the fire was accidental, okay. Sheesh.


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I replaced the hand gel with lubricant

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i kept calling her the Verdant Vicountesss.


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