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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026398 06/05/23 06:00 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? I kept multi-tasking during the briefings, and got all the security processes wrong... which led to the Justice League raiding the clatch. Oops The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026695 06/16/23 11:11 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina I'm just lazy. Joined for the free bagels in the cafeteria and use of the showers. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026702 06/17/23 11:16 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,084 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,084 Kept getting clatch confused with clutch, and, contrary to scurrilous gossip, I don't drive stick. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026734 06/18/23 10:58 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina ...they said I wasn't half bad. So I didn't mean their 74% rule at less than 50%. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026829 06/20/23 12:04 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I kept rearranging all the seats. Captain Cold burned his bottom sitting in the seat meant for Brimstone... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026834 06/20/23 07:03 AM Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,417 Maryland G Gaseous Lad Legionnaire! Gaseous Lad Legionnaire! G Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,417 Maryland Gas Interested in the Post-Zero Hour Reboot Legion? Check out: The Reboot Legion Timeline Fan Fiction: The Legion of Super-Heroes v4.1 (continuing the reboot from issue 126!) on LW or here (external)

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026840 06/20/23 09:08 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I didn't put the dishes in the dishwasher The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1027291 07/01/23 09:23 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina yeahhhhhhh, soooooo, turns out, creating my own spotlight symbol for My villain code, Ratman....not such a good idea. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1027310 07/02/23 07:16 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? I got drunk during the party and fell onto the table with all the alcohol - Heavyset Hal The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1029579 09/03/23 11:25 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina of one molecule. JUST ONE! And suddenly, the gas makes everyone it touches into superheros. ONE MOLECULE! Grodd is still cussin' about it. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1029582 09/03/23 02:18 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... They were just too jealous about the success of my villainy over on Earth-336. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1029585 09/03/23 02:45 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? … I forgot to water Poison Ivy’s plants, and now I’m banned for life The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030221 09/24/23 09:36 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina I forgot to install exclusion coding on the pigeons I gave cybernetic targeting systems to. Spacekitten was piiiiiissssseed. Last edited by rickshaw1; 09/24/23 09:37 AM. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030224 09/24/23 09:54 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I tripped and crashed into the liquor cabinet... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030230 09/24/23 12:03 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,084 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,084 I brought gluten-free bagels and vegan lox to the meeting. Apparently that wasn't villain-y enough? Bah. The 'lox' was made out of Captain Carrot, seemed pretty villain-y to me... Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030233 09/24/23 01:55 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Painted everything in rainbow polka dots The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... Invisible Brainiac #1030240 09/25/23 12:55 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,084 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,084 Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac Painted everything in rainbow polka dots "Worse of all, that's my super-power!" - Polka Dot Man Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030252 09/25/23 03:45 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? There was an audible sigh in the theater, when poor Polka Dot Man met his fate in that Suicide Squad movie The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030257 09/25/23 10:57 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,084 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,084 I just don't know what magic Gunn has going on that he can make me care about schmoes like Rocket Racoon and Polka Dot Man! (He's not the only one. Somehow the Harley Quinn cartoon made me love Kite-Man! Maybe (GASP!), I just have really questionable taste? (*choke!*)) Last edited by Set; 09/25/23 10:57 AM. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030258 09/25/23 12:32 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Movie Polka Dat Man was a nice guy who got a lot of abuse in his life, and movie Rocket is just lovably hilarious! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030518 10/08/23 11:46 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina Lazon and I were missing when they needed us for a critical mission. I had hired him out for hair removal services...we didn't get the message till it was to late and the Legion was there. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030520 10/08/23 03:40 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? I was making Tiktok videos showing the location of our super secret clatch... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030836 10/22/23 06:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina I just wanted to heat my turkey sandwich. Tharok's thermo-coupling stellar exciter was nearby.... look, the fire was accidental, okay. Sheesh. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1030853 10/23/23 12:03 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,855 Wouldn't you like to know? I replaced the hand gel with lubricant The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1031016 11/05/23 01:31 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,870 South Carolina i kept calling her the Verdant Vicountesss. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!