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... and I didn't give them free gift baskets...
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...they found out my "poison gas" gun was just filled with Axe body spray and lined with a dirty gym sock. Hey, it worked, didn't it? Sorry if it wasn't science-y enough for all you over-educated rich snobs! 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... I kept challenging them to examine their biases, and gave out pamphlets on respectful terminology (we should stop using Kid code names! it's demeaning!)
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Tempus Fugitive
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... I programmed them to do so. Now I will have a reason to not be present at their HQ, when the omni bomb goes off! I'll show them villainous!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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... I put habanero hot sauce on all the snacks. Bah! I thought these were big tough villains. But all of them went crying for water!
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? we got into a big fight about which villains could pass through walls and which couldn't. I'm not even allowed to help clear the debris from the smoking ruin of our HQ.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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... told everyone, unironically, that Bizarro was the smartest one of all
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Gen X > Space X
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...I bought everyone Bedazzler kits for their birthdays.
Super-Villains are such hopeless squares.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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... It was my turn to buy supplies for the Evil Lair (TM) and I bought the cheap one-ply toilet paper. Who knew that world-conquering megalomaniacs had such sensitive tushies?
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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I raided the honor-based snack box in the back room but didn't pay, because I have no honor.
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I tried conning the other villains out of their money!
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Trap Timer
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I tried conning the other villains out of their money! I mean... what did they expect from teaming up with Ponzi King?
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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I paid my membership in pennies.
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I stole all the pennies worldwide and hid them in the clatch!
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I worked all day to fix everyone a nice penne pasta dinner from scratch, only to end up dumping the whole thing on the Taskmaster because his henchmen kept making smutty jokes about it and he wouldn't stop encouraging them. Sorry not sorry I don't respect incompetent Management. Never have.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I dated way too many of my fellow villains at the same time... - Multiplex
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...balked at the cost of buying dinner and flowers for all the villains I was dating.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... kept talking about my heroic super-exes during the date!
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...brought all my heroic super-exes along on the date.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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...kittens. I just love kittens. Especially with a white wine reduction.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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... I would not pay my super villain clatch dues
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...I put Rogaine in Lex's body wash. Hair grew everywhere BUT his head. Bwaaaahahahahahah.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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… and then I switched the stuff when he tried to use it in his head! Bwahahahaha
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I gave Zanax to Scarecrow secretly. Started giving people visions of puppies and ducklings.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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