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Q: What does Lightning Lad wear under his costume?

A: Thunderwear


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Q: What kind of dog did Mysa get?

A: A labracadabrador.


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Q: How does Brainiac 5 keep his breath fresh?

A: With experi-mints.


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Q: How does Shadow Kid cut his hair?

A: Eclipse it.


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Q: How do you get a Jovian Camelephant into the refrigerator?

A: Open the door, put it in.


Q: How do you get a Saturnian Tentacaglor into the refrigerator?

A: Open the door, take out the Jovian Camelephant, and put it in.


Q: Why don’t Jovian Camelephants chew gum?

A: They do, just not in public.


Q: How do you make a Saturnian Tentacaglor laugh?

A: Ten tickles.


(There are probably hundreds of Elephant Jokes that can be adapted as Jovian Camelephant Jokes)


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Q: What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

A: A rocket chip.


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Q: What is one thing Sun Boy gets every year on his birthday, guaranteed?

A: One sola-year older.


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Q: Why can’t H’Hrnath of Nullport Shipyards sing?

A: He’s always a little hoarse.


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Q: Why do Hykraians live in saltwater?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.


Q: Why are Hykraians so well educated?

A: Because they live in schools.


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Q: What has eight hands, eight legs, and eight eyes?

A: Eight space pirates.


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Q: What is Catspaw’s favorite color?

A: Purr-ple.


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If White Witch and Glorith 2 moved in together, would they be broommates?

If White Witch and Glorith 2 went to the beach together, would they be they sandwitches?


Q: What was Mysa Nal’s favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling.


Q: What did Blok say to Mysa?

A: Don’t take me for granite.


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Q: Which side of Furball has the most fur?

A: The outside.


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Q: Why did Benn Pares take a shower?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.


Q: What kind of shoes does Benn Pares wear?

A: Sneakers.


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¿Por qué Beauty Blaze es útil en la cocina?

Porque ella hace fuego y lava.


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