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367. Couldn’t master my flight ring training
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368. My mother said, "Super powers or not, you are not going anywhere while your aunt is here for a visit and that's final!"
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369. My mother has the better super powers. Last time I fought a villain, she came in smacked her silly in 3 minutes... all I accomplished in 30 minutes was a broken arm... mine
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370. Vice confiscated my Power Pills in a raid.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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371. My tasteless nudes were scattered all over the Internet
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372. Just waiting for the artist to finish painting my costume on, so I can pass the comics code.
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373. Just waiting to lose those pesky last 5 pounds, so they can start painting my costume on
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374. Grounded - Living Lightning
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375. Sore throat from making too many battle quips
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376. Facing legal battle over copyright strike on one of my more well known slogans (I swear I have the receipt for it somewhere).
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377. After The Crown and Prince Harry's show, I thought I'd give showbiz a try instead. -Princess Projectra.
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378. I forgot to post a "thoughts and prayers" message after the last tragedy
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379. The villain was my brother Bob. Bob the slightly seedy. Look, I've known the guy since we were babies. He's a little creepy, but not really a bad guy.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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380. I brought a rare tropical disease to Western Europe.
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381. In a previous life I was Highly Efficient Edward. So, to balance things out, in this life I'm Disorganized Dan, the Lazy Man.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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382. I wouldn’t wait quietly in queue
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383. Every politician who nominated me for hero status, was promptly fired as part of a sleaze scandal.
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384. I kept making typos in my messages against villains
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385. Why be a hero... When my superpowers can make me a god! Bow to your Kryptonian deity, puny humans!
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386. I tripped and fell on my own cape!
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387. Old age catches up to us all...
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388. So does young age... super tough fighting crime when I have 3-year old triplets running around
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389. Social services took a dim view of my claim that the neighbour's 3 year old triplets were really a Carggian Changeling.
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390. Social services took a dim view of my claim that the neighbour's kids were all Imskian spies
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391. I shouted at my neighbours kids for failing to aid me against social services, mindless drones of the Queen Bee
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