Legion Endorsements!

Re: Legion Endorsements! thoth lad #1020516 11/20/22 09:24 AM
Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 S Set Long live the Legion!
Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062	Originally Posted by thoth lad Smallville Supplies brings you X-Ray Specs! Now you can have powers like Superboy! See through mountains to find trapped tourists! See through clothes! See through banks to spot the crooks! See through clothes! See through buildings to spot where the bombs are! See through clothes! And also by Smallville Supplies, check out our new line of LLUndies (Lead-Lined Underwear), for those times you want your privates to remain... private! Available in traditional opaque and the exciting new reflective option, to really zap those peepers with a view of the insides of their own eyeballs! Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Legion Endorsements! Set #1020517 11/20/22 10:02 AM
Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive
thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M...	Originally Posted by Set Originally Posted by thoth lad Smallville Supplies brings you X-Ray Specs! Now you can have powers like Superboy! See through mountains to find trapped tourists! See through clothes! See through banks to spot the crooks! See through clothes! See through buildings to spot where the bombs are! See through clothes! And also by Smallville Supplies, check out our new line of LLUndies (Lead-Lined Underwear), for those times you want your privates to remain... private! Available in traditional opaque and the exciting new reflective option, to really zap those peepers with a view of the insides of their own eyeballs! New from Latham industries, Ultra Spex will allow you to see past pesky leaded areas. Help Superboy see into the villains lair! Find the trapped past lead deposits! No other lecherous uses at all! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Legion Endorsements! rickshaw1 #1025519 05/08/23 05:43 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper
OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina	"Hello, Fellow Sentients. Are you suffering from a lack of focus in your life? Are you constantly switching focus, from one thing to another, never completing anything? Jo Nah here for Ultifine QX. Ask our resident Medical Doctr, Gy'mll, using the prescribed daily dosage, you'll lazer focus in, no more switching constantly from one preoccupation to another. Focus. It certainly helped me. Ultifine QX, sold where ever space dragons exist, and....wherever they don't." Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!