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His teleporting range is much greater than that! (I was sure someone would use a fart joke instead! )



Sometimes Lardy's dookie looks and tastes just like Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup! Wanna try some?

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Word to the Muthah

I thought teleportation (albeit limited) would be cooler

errrgh i'll skip over the cream soup one...

Word to the Muthah

Lardy has the telepathic ability to create an empathic link between mothers and their children... extremely empathic, like the kids will broadcast EVERYTHING. No age limit here either, be warned..


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I Am Woke

I Am Woke

Detective Paladin entered the fourth day staking out the criminals hideout. He was never relieved from his task. Shift patterns meaning nothing to the "Man Who Never Slept!"


Lockdown

Lardy can open a tesseract and store your valuables in it. Nobody is ever going to find those...

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Disney Princess

Only Lardy has the power to convince recent Disney Princess, Leia, that she doesn't fancy her own brother.

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Gnocchi and Enter

Lardy temporarily gains a power-boost to his strength, speed and durability after eating a plate of gnocchi outdoors, but the boost only works indoors. Cue Lardy gulping down plates of pasta, then busting through locked doors to fight crime!


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Fluffy Little Dogs

They're manicured! They're coiffured! They're dressed in matching collars! Paladin trades in the Lard Force for Poodle Power! Trixie, Pixie and Mixie join Paladin on the tough city streets, eradicating crime with a bark and a nip. All in Lardy and the Poodles! Only from LW Comics!

And speaking of city streets...

Manhole Covers

Lardy can turn manhole covers into interdimensional gateways.

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Crash Diet

The people know better. They want to have balanced, controllable diets. But they stray, the burger is raised to the mouth and ?>CRASH!< Lardy blasts into them, preventing them from making poor dietary decisions! Aren't our stomachs happy to have a friend like Lardy?!

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Where is our favorite android Avenger? Oh, well, Lardy knows. And if you ask nicely, he can tunnel directly to Vision's location!

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Pumpkin Pie

Mr Anders plummets from the skyscaper? onlookers gasp... it's hopeless....>splotch!< saved by the giant Pumpkin Pie cushioning his fall!

Todays gangs aren't going to fall for the old crime fighting methods. No way they'll stop for a Hostess Fruit Pie. But Lardy's up to the minute Pumpkin Pie? Take 'em away officer!

In a tense stand off, Patisserie Pete refuses to release any of the hostages! Who could possibly infiltrate the establishment in the guise of a freshly baked Pumpkin Pie?

It's tough out there! Together with Teleport Teen, Lardy pushes his powers to the max, '90s Image style, and Pumpkin Pie slices appear to all around the world! A thanksgiving gesture that unites the world, ushering in an age of world peace that leads humanity to the stars.


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Funny Bone

Lardy can make a guy laugh uncontrollably when he pops a boner.

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Buttered Toast

Lardy can magically create butter out of thin air, but only when he's in front of a perfectly toasted piece of bread.

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Half Moon

Legion World has been mind controlled by one of their major foes, The Flasher.

But Lardy's heroic power to resist a full moon allows him to throw off that control and save his colleagues! Whattasentient!


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Pet Cemetary

Lardy magically generates soft, pretty, customized headstone-cozies (or blankets, for flat-markers) for the upcoming Day Of The Dead.

Not only will our beloveds Fluffy and Scruffy look good for the big remembrance feast, they'll be protected from the elements, too.

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Foundation Trilogy

Lardy can reinforce and repair cracks in foundations, but only if they occur in multiples of three.

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I'm Walking Away

Ef-Em, the Daxamite Goddess of Classic Rock, gifted Lardy with a chain that holds a shiny electric guitar pendant. It can teleport him away from sudden danger anytime, once he plays the famous opening chords of a certain Aerosmith song, of course.

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Medium Roast

Lardy can cook up the perfect roasted pig, he specializes in smaller pigs that can feed eight.

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Woke Culture

Lardy has belatedly jumped aboard the gourmet food cart bandwagon. But nobody minds. His delicious espresso yogurts and kefirs, all made and roasted from scratch, are the talk of the town!

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Honda Civic

Lardy can transform into a Honda Civic... that has all the powers of a normal Honda Civic. Except it can also talk. and change color. and never runs out of gas too!

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Oracle Migration

Lardy's intelligence-gathering skills are second only to those of a certain legendary DC hero, and he doesn't need the internet to help store and transfer the info, either. He carries it all in his head!

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Trash Can Turkey

Lardy can conjure up turkeys (live, cooked, raw, plush, stuffed, Lego, anything in between) but only from a trash can.

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Zoom Call

Lardy knows exactly what is going to be said whenever you call him so he can hang up before you even ring.

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Black Friday

Lardy can create a worldwide eclipse and power outage on Black Friday. Let's see if that puts a damper on people's shopping...


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Dry Eyes

A dried husk is all that remains of the journalist who linked Lardy's moisture controlling powers with his bottled water and moisturiser empires.

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