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Re: Points in favor of being a super-villain
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33. Never having to feel slighted, when you can have your opponent "removed"
*sitting with cat on lap.
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34. Never having to worry about innocent bystanders
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35. Black is so slimming.
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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36. Noone would dare to call your hats silly. - Mordru.
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37. None would dare call your see through outfit a cry for help
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38. (if male) Bulky (protective!) armor and a flowing cape is perfectly acceptable classic villain wear. You don't have to wear form-fitting spandex to show off your abs, so you can actually eat doughnuts and ice cream without fear of all the extra crunches you'll have to do to keep up appearances.
39. (if female) Straight superhero men make decisions with the wrong head and are easily convinced that you are just 'misunderstood' or 'had a rough childhood' or some such sentimental twaddle. String them along with skimpy decolletage and flirty innuendo and they'll let you go, convinced that their manly stank of justice is wearing you down, while you, like Catwoman, continue your life of larceny and lawbreaking *for decades* while the super-moron who is supposed to be stopping you thinks that you are 'coming around' because he 'understands you.'
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40. Powers may be used with impunity without a thought about innocent bystanders.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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41. Invited on the board of numerous multinational companies.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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42. ... whose bill collectors you can simply vaporize, when they come asking you to pay the energy and utilities bill for your evil lair
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43. Your flat or house instantly becomes your Evil Lair.
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42. ... whose bill collectors you can simply vaporize, when they come asking you to pay the energy and utilities bill for your evil lair But how does that work if they bill you via e-mail and simply turn off the power when you don't pay by the deadline?
Watching television is not an activity.
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44. Never have to worry about utilities when Evil Lairs (TM) come standard with fusion reactors, geothermal taps, volcanoes, etc. Let those goody two-shoes heroes worry about bills!
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^ I think that answers Malvolio?s question Also 46. When someone asks you to pay a debt, you simply murder their entire leadership team
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47. Work your own hours...
... after redesigning the calendar to your own evil whims.
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48. I don't need to pay my minions, I can blackmail or scare them instead.
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49. The world isn't full of people who oppose you, it's full of underlings who will know better than to cross you.
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567. Nobody will complain about you messing up the list numbering. After all, it?s in your nature as a villain
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Wheeeeezbbbz. You can have any numbering system you like.
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52. And you can renumber everything to #1 for the New 52!
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53. There is no 53 as you've taken over the world and rebooted everything.
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54. One day it will be your turn to stand at the dawn of time as part of a DC Event.
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55. One day, it will be your turn to be the main villain of a crossover event that makes no sense, and is designed just to get people to buy titles they otherwise would not
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56. Heroes never get to beat Jason Todd to death with a crowbar.
57. Only a villain can make an accessory like the Emerald Eye of Ekron look *fabulous.*
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58. Killing an enemy is often easier than trying to take them in alive!
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59. Defeat only means going round the revolving door at the nearest prison. You'll be working on your next scheme by the next month.
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