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1. You never see super-villains having to do household chores, do you?
2. Unless you're hideous, you're dead sexy.
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Time Trapper
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3. You live in exotic locales, in chateaux or fortresses - and you get to travel around a lot.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Legionnaire!
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4. Never audited by the IRS.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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5. You get to say things like "Shut up, you fool", "Very well, then", and "We meet at last!"
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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6. Have the private numbers of all world leaders.
7. Have the best stories at high school reunions.
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strange but not a stranger
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8. No pressure to really succeed seeing as the hero always wins in the end.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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9. Come on. Admit it. You've always wanted to have "henchmen".
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Bold Flavors
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10. You never had time for friends anyway
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Legionnaire!
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11. Never need to file expense reports.
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12. There's never an inappropriate time to break out in maniacal laughter!
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13. You never have to mess around with elections or constitutions either.
-yes Eric, henchmen are cool!
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14. You get to construct large 'missiles' to dominate the world making up for your inadequacies.
Ask your Freudian analyst what that means kids.
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15. An endless supply to the technology to hold the world dominion. 
Long Live The Legion
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16. Almost everything you do strikes fear in the hearts of the innocent. *maniacal laughter*
"He's doomed. We all are. Oh, wanna hear a joke?"
"I'm always thinking about you. Because according to the restraining order, that's all I'm allowed to do."
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17. Even if you don't win, you have a hostage audience to explain your master scheme to, so they can appreciate your brilliance.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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18. At least "villain" doesn't rhyme with "zero".
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19. While the do-gooders have to show up every month (suckers!), your work schedule is much more leisurely.
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20. Villains get the cool chicks.
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21. dramatic entrances, anyone?
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Lady super-villains have the best hair and most expensive jewelry. And great boots!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Space Fatigue Survivor
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23. License to wear cool helmets.
24. You get to keep what you catch until YOU'RE caught.
25. Free legal protection by ACLU.
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26. They're as resurrectable as the heroes, if not moreso!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Nowhere Girl
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27. You can say things like, "Of course I'm bitter -- I'm evil!" 12. There's never an inappropriate time to break out in maniacal laughter! HAAAA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HA HA (That felt great!)
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Tempus Fugitive
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"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Long live the Legion!
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29. Capes never go out of style.
30. Pirate boots.
31. If you are disappointed by bad news, you can cheer yourself up by throwing a tantrum and killing the messenger. It's not only acceptable, it's pretty much expected.
32. Heroes have dogs, who are, frankly, needy, neurotic and exhausting. Villains have cats, which pretty much take care of themselves, which is good, because who has time for that? There's world domination to plan and henchmen to oppress!
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