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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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342. I forgot to run the underwear through the dryer before going to bed last night!! shake

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"342... and 243..." I'd add a tea-drinking-couple emoji here, but I don't think we have one, do we?

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343. I got called a racist for supporting Ukraine, and decided to become a villain.

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344. Suggested professional group mediation instead of constant fisticuffs. But Holy Cannoli it's unbelievable how much those folks charge an hour! ElasticLad It's almost less expensive to just keep trashing Downtown every couple of weeks and then letting the Foundation pay for repairs and doctors.

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345. Ate too much peanut butter

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346. Don't know the difference between fap, wap, and rap. And don't care. But the parents of those lil' kids did.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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347. Deafness from the oscillatin' super booty.


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348. Said the wrong thing in the interview, without prefacing it with "well, my personal experience was..," and immediately got cancelled for pushing an agenda

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349. All the Crises-of-the-week kept happening during the day, so I couldn't attend. - Vampire Lad


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350. Insisted on taking my vacation days even in the midst of the worst Crises

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351. Ouchies make me cry.


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352. Super-villains say mean things, and I can't even. -Low Self-Esteem Lad.


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353. I found a better use of my powers at large events - Port-A-Potty Pete

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354. Got bribed by FIFA


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355. Didn’t own a gun

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356. Ignored fight of the month so I could grab a Black Friday deal.


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357. Insisted on talking first instead of fighting the new heroes I came across

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358. Since believing in reincarnation, I've taken the long view. Everyone will get to pay their karmic debt, even if it's over many lifetimes. Who am I to interfere?


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359. I outsourced everything to my sidekicks. You can do it, Translucent Tim!

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360. I just can't superhero today. Pam, from my fitting crew, called out and her replacement isn't nearly trained yet, and my hair & makeup people are stuck in traffic. Trust me, you don't want me out in public saving lives looking like this! -Lights, Camera, Action Lad

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361. I swear I didn’t see the alerts and notifications, and that’s the only reason I missed the last 12 fights and emergencies! - Slow Texter Lass

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362. My horoscope said I'd find disappointment in any new ventures starting today, so I couldn't fight that new villain. Couldn't some old villain have showed up? I could have fought him... -Astrology Lad


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363. My Super Vehicle was weighed down by all the christmas pressies in the boot, and couldn't keep up with the villains escape.


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364. I said, "Collateral Damage? who cares?" and was immediately cancelled...

... except Collateral Damage is the name of Exploding Woman's annoying sidekick...

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365. Ambush Bug is around looking for crossovers, so I'm denying I'm a hero until he goes away.


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