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715. Got Cheetos dust all over the place. Stained uniforms. Ruined documents. But they are so darn good!!!!
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Long live the Legion!
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716. Got the stuffy by-the-book leader voted off the island. Was unanimously voted the new leader. Wanted none of that boring responsibility and shirked my new duties. Now Stuffy is back in charge and I'm on the outs... - Charisma Lad.
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717. Drank too much wine... again... lesson learned, villains don't take your boastful pronunciations seriously when you're slurring your speech...
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718. Broke a heel.
(But enough about Earth Man.)
[blows kiss]
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heehee, that was clever, cleome. And he is indeed a heel.
719. My running commentary while livestreaming my rescue operations was deemed too insensitive and disrespectful of victims' privacy
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720. They were all out of previously-unused Lantern colors, apart from Beige and Puce. 
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721. When the police chief said to throw a book at the criminals, I threw real books at them...
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722. My picking up things as souvenirs of the battles was frowned on by law enforcement. Just a few baubles left over from a jewelry heist, a piece of painted cloth from an art theft, etc. It's all quite innocent really.
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723. My power of super-farting was not only gross, it was dangerous... as evidenced by the flying billboards and cows...
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330. On Hero Appreciation Day, I gave everyone gift baskets with bottles of Beano in them. I mean, better safe than sorry, right? 
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331. I didn't crave for adventure, I just literally wanted to get through my regular working day in peace! Those reports and timesheets won't file themselves you know!
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332. Cat hid the nostril-hair clippers again. I can't go out like this!
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333. I literally can't with these people.
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334. The other heroes were envious of my ability to keep trim and fit without dieting or exercising... Metabolism Lad
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335. I'm a sadist. I beat the eggs and whip the cream.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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336. When questioning villains, I threatened them with mice, garlic, feathers and vinegar. They broke down so completely that... yeah. Arkham is full now.
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337. Got sued into financial oblivion for accidentally copying a more influential hero's costume design.
(Now couch-surfing with various villains and keeping house for them, because I hate camping outside. Always have.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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338. Kept playing Buzzfeed Quizzes and reading Wikipedia articles while on Monitor Board duty...
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339. Ice cream headache 
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340. I stopped fighting crime to focus on wellness. All that stress! I can't even read a book or take a bath without getting interrupted. And all that flying around at high speed in the day is wreaking havoc on my skin!
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341. Bad credit, and it'll be six-and-a-half more years before I can legally declare Bankruptcy again.
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342. Used my powers to get back at everyone who flirted with my super-boyfriend... ugh those tramps!
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343. Found out the real identity of the jerkbag editor who had my best friend "fridged" because he thought it'd add some excitement to her dull super-boyfriend's dull life. Then I put said editor into an actual fridge and threw it into the sea.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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344. Started a movement against my fellow resurrected heroes... and people said I was just envious!
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345. Six Seven Eight Lay them straight Nine Ten I'm  again
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