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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002512 05/18/21 07:40 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 690. I showed too much flesh. Even the people calling for male/female equality in wearing unrealistic bare-all costumes complained that my outfit was too skimpy! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002582 05/20/21 09:28 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 691. This coffee is terrible. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002584 05/20/21 09:51 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 692. I kept scratching my crotch in public. but those spandex undies are itchy... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002605 05/20/21 07:20 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 693. Pretended I couldn't keep my powers under a red sun, so I could skip this week's mission and go to some estate sales instead. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002612 05/21/21 01:00 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 694. Got into Internet flame wars while manning the mission monitor board The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002619 05/21/21 09:53 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 695. I gifted everyone a new pair of Spandex undies that I procured at an estate sale while I was supposed to be on a mission to a system with a red sun.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002622 05/21/21 10:23 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 696. I started an OnlyFans... didn't realize my videos would be leaked! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002624 05/21/21 11:12 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 697. I got distracted reading the comic chronicles of our team's adventures and missed the actual adventure! Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002629 05/21/21 12:38 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 698. Disco Fever (& the team already has Dazzler on speed dial) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002659 05/22/21 02:29 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 699. Cabin fever The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002672 05/22/21 07:14 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 700. Can't remember

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002675 05/22/21 09:04 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 701. Got distracted after my workout, and ended up handing the diamonds to one of the bad guys, whacking the chief of police on the head, and taking a selfie instead of taking a photo of the crime scene. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002683 05/22/21 01:48 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 702. Bought some cool gems online for my Mom's birthday, and only found out later that they were "hot." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002687 05/22/21 04:12 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 703. Tried to get the other members in a pyramid scheme to sell hot gems from Mercury not have read the no soliciting clause. But they sure do sparkle with that inner fire in their facets.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002689 05/22/21 04:21 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 704. Turns out 'trophies from our missions' are not meant to include Mercurian fire emeralds that the crooks stole and we were supposed to return... How was I supposed to know? Batdude and Superguy have caves/fortresses full of 'trophies!' Last edited by Set; 05/22/21 04:22 PM. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002705 05/23/21 05:29 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 705. I took a page from Simon Cowell and told aspiring super-heroes bluntly that they were not cut out for super-heroing. Turns out I was being realistic but mean... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002725 05/23/21 04:50 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 706. Warned everyone about pestering me regarding my refusal to bleach my mustache. Then I waited until they were all asleep and drew mustaches on *them* . Now you can just call me, "Ms. Sinestro." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1002738 05/24/21 01:14 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 707. Gave several very public interviews telling the public all sorts of secrets about my super-heroic teammates and how they were chauvinistic, mean, and made several daily micro-aggressions The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003021 05/31/21 09:47 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 708. Borrowed Wonder Woman's robot plane to pick up dinner without asking permission first. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003032 05/31/21 11:15 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 709. Kept complaining it was too hot, and stripping out of my already-skimpy superhero outfit. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003042 05/31/21 03:52 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 710. Was caught practicing my evil sneer and laugh in the Hall of Mirrors.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003046 05/31/21 05:46 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 711. Parked the invisible jet, uh, somewhere around here, I'm sure... I'll be back once I find it. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003069 06/01/21 12:54 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 712. Scratched the invisible jet, the Batmobile, the Arrowmobile, and crashed into Comet the Super-Horse all in one afternoon. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003095 06/01/21 08:44 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 713. Told everyone my pet hamster had super powers. He can stuff crazy amounts of food into his cheeks. People laughed at me and my hamster. He got mad and stuffed them into his cheeks. I got them out, but I still haven't found Plastic Man.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003105 06/01/21 12:47 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 714. Endorsed a presidential candidate, got vilified by other heroes and the general public The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!