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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003113 06/01/21 04:55 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 715. Got Cheetos dust all over the place. Stained uniforms. Ruined documents. But they are so darn good!!!!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003118 06/01/21 06:12 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 716. Got the stuffy by-the-book leader voted off the island. Was unanimously voted the new leader. Wanted none of that boring responsibility and shirked my new duties. Now Stuffy is back in charge and I'm on the outs... - Charisma Lad. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003137 06/02/21 12:28 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 717. Drank too much wine... again... lesson learned, villains don't take your boastful pronunciations seriously when you're slurring your speech... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003203 06/03/21 06:01 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 718. Broke a heel. (But enough about Earth Man.) [blows kiss] Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003217 06/04/21 12:48 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? heehee, that was clever, cleome. And he is indeed a heel. 719. My running commentary while livestreaming my rescue operations was deemed too insensitive and disrespectful of victims' privacy The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003341 06/07/21 08:38 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 720. They were all out of previously-unused Lantern colors, apart from Beige and Puce. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003344 06/07/21 09:28 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 721. When the police chief said to throw a book at the criminals, I threw real books at them... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003351 06/07/21 11:39 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 722. My picking up things as souvenirs of the battles was frowned on by law enforcement. Just a few baubles left over from a jewelry heist, a piece of painted cloth from an art theft, etc. It's all quite innocent really.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003357 06/07/21 01:35 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 723. My power of super-farting was not only gross, it was dangerous... as evidenced by the flying billboards and cows... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003498 06/11/21 08:56 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 330. On Hero Appreciation Day, I gave everyone gift baskets with bottles of Beano in them. I mean, better safe than sorry, right? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003531 06/12/21 01:55 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 331. I didn't crave for adventure, I just literally wanted to get through my regular working day in peace! Those reports and timesheets won't file themselves you know! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003539 06/12/21 11:13 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 332. Cat hid the nostril-hair clippers again. I can't go out like this! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003542 06/12/21 01:47 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,062 333. I literally can't with these people. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003547 06/12/21 04:24 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 334. The other heroes were envious of my ability to keep trim and fit without dieting or exercising... Metabolism Lad The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003567 06/13/21 09:46 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 335. I'm a sadist. I beat the eggs and whip the cream. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003581 06/14/21 12:50 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 336. When questioning villains, I threatened them with mice, garlic, feathers and vinegar. They broke down so completely that... yeah. Arkham is full now. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003589 06/14/21 11:11 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 337. Got sued into financial oblivion for accidentally copying a more influential hero's costume design. (Now couch-surfing with various villains and keeping house for them, because I hate camping outside. Always have.) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003591 06/14/21 12:13 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 338. Kept playing Buzzfeed Quizzes and reading Wikipedia articles while on Monitor Board duty... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003659 06/15/21 11:15 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 339. Ice cream headache Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003665 06/15/21 11:58 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 340. I stopped fighting crime to focus on wellness. All that stress! I can't even read a book or take a bath without getting interrupted. And all that flying around at high speed in the day is wreaking havoc on my skin! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003708 06/17/21 07:02 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 341. Bad credit, and it'll be six-and-a-half more years before I can legally declare Bankruptcy again. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003720 06/17/21 12:17 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 342. Used my powers to get back at everyone who flirted with my super-boyfriend... ugh those tramps! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003743 06/17/21 11:37 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 343. Found out the real identity of the jerkbag editor who had my best friend "fridged" because he thought it'd add some excitement to her dull super-boyfriend's dull life. Then I put said editor into an actual fridge and threw it into the sea. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003755 06/18/21 12:52 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? 344. Started a movement against my fellow resurrected heroes... and people said I was just envious! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1003795 06/18/21 03:44 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 345. Six Seven Eight Lay them straight Nine Ten I'm again Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*