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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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667. I just paid my taxes.  
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668. Kept getting distracted by my phone
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669. Too busy with the hot sauce in my bag.
Swag.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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670. "For some reason once they heard my codename, they rescinded their invitation to me." an excerpt from the diary of Redundancy Lad
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671. I kept hitting on the people I rescued...
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672. I kept lecturing the people I rescued on how they needed to take responsibility for their own situations and stop waiting around all helpless for someone to come save them. - Self Reliance Lad
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673. I kept shaming my victims online.
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674. My new tell all book while being a best seller was exactly how I violated the NDA.
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IB!!! STAHP!!! I keep seeing you hitting and cyber bullying people in the hospital and I can't stop laughing!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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675. I would not stop singing "Baby Shark" while in the transports to our missions.
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676. I told my creative team du jour that their run had jumped the shark.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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677. The Brood X Cicadas are finally here.
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Gen X > Space X
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678. Speaking of broods, I got a bit part as one of the demonic fetal elves in that Cronenberg remake, and when I asked for a month off, I got fired.
Heroes are such a bunch of buttoned-down spoilsports. Especially Canadian heroes.
--Lady Puck
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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679. Speaking of the Brood, I got myself infected by the Brood Queen. So yeah, I'm gonna have to stay away for a bit...
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680. So I thought my talent of being the Bug Bomb would help with a Brood infestation of the teams, but I ran into issues with Blue Beetle, Red Bee, Black Widow, Spider-Man, Spider-Woman, Ant-Man, Wasp, Yellowjacket, etc.
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681. I kept fat-shaming the other heroes.
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681. I was booted off the team, and am no longer allowed within 600 ft. of Charlize Theron. It was all a big misunderstanding! C'mon, if you had tracking powers and could fly anywhere on Earth in a couple of minutes, wouldn't you keep up with your favorite celebrities? - Dawnstar Boy
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683. I kept tracking mud onto the meeting room carpet.
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684. Someone keep wiping their muddy feet all over me. - Dennis the Carpet
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685. Someone saw me kicking a kitten.
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I kept biting the feet that kicked me. - Kitten Kong
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687. Kept using people's post boxes as litter boxes - Kitten Kong
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646. I had to act like that, I'd always chase the cat -- Atomic Dog 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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688. I'm too klutzy, kept dropping things I was carrying.... cars, trucks, innocent bystanders, large blocks of concrete...
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689. I dropped the Himalayan Salt Block on my feet.
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