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690. I showed too much flesh. Even the people calling for male/female equality in wearing unrealistic bare-all costumes complained that my outfit was too skimpy!
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691. This coffee is terrible.
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692. I kept scratching my crotch in public. but those spandex undies are itchy...
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693. Pretended I couldn't keep my powers under a red sun, so I could skip this week's mission and go to some estate sales instead.
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694. Got into Internet flame wars while manning the mission monitor board
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695. I gifted everyone a new pair of Spandex undies that I procured at an estate sale while I was supposed to be on a mission to a system with a red sun.
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696. I started an OnlyFans... didn't realize my videos would be leaked!
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697. I got distracted reading the comic chronicles of our team's adventures and missed the actual adventure!
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698. Disco Fever (& the team already has Dazzler on speed dial)
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701. Got distracted after my workout, and ended up handing the diamonds to one of the bad guys, whacking the chief of police on the head, and taking a selfie instead of taking a photo of the crime scene.
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702. Bought some cool gems online for my Mom's birthday, and only found out later that they were "hot."
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703. Tried to get the other members in a pyramid scheme to sell hot gems from Mercury not have read the no soliciting clause. But they sure do sparkle with that inner fire in their facets.
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704. Turns out 'trophies from our missions' are not meant to include Mercurian fire emeralds that the crooks stole and we were supposed to return...
How was I supposed to know? Batdude and Superguy have caves/fortresses full of 'trophies!'
Last edited by Set; 05/22/21 04:22 PM.
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705. I took a page from Simon Cowell and told aspiring super-heroes bluntly that they were not cut out for super-heroing. Turns out I was being realistic but mean...
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706. Warned everyone about pestering me regarding my refusal to bleach my mustache. Then I waited until they were all asleep and drew mustaches on *them* . Now you can just call me, "Ms. Sinestro."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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707. Gave several very public interviews telling the public all sorts of secrets about my super-heroic teammates and how they were chauvinistic, mean, and made several daily micro-aggressions
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708. Borrowed Wonder Woman's robot plane to pick up dinner without asking permission first.
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709. Kept complaining it was too hot, and stripping out of my already-skimpy superhero outfit.
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710. Was caught practicing my evil sneer and laugh in the Hall of Mirrors.
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711. Parked the invisible jet, uh, somewhere around here, I'm sure... I'll be back once I find it.
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712. Scratched the invisible jet, the Batmobile, the Arrowmobile, and crashed into Comet the Super-Horse all in one afternoon.
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713. Told everyone my pet hamster had super powers. He can stuff crazy amounts of food into his cheeks. People laughed at me and my hamster. He got mad and stuffed them into his cheeks. I got them out, but I still haven't found Plastic Man.
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714. Endorsed a presidential candidate, got vilified by other heroes and the general public
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