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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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294. They found my Twitter account. No you can't have any details. I'm gonna' go lie down for about six months.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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295. My teeth were too bad, meaning I couldn't smile for the photos...
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296. I lived to ruin the sleep cycles of the other heroes by strictly enforcing the savings of daylight ritual I found rather quaint from the distant past.
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Tempus Fugitive
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297. I didn't want to break the covid restrictions in my area/
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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298. I gained too much weight during COVID, and just could not find the motivation to get fit again.
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Tempus Fugitive
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299. Conflicting messages over when to enforce covid laws became a massive headache.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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300. I could not stop making political tweets.
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Tempus Fugitive
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301. I'm boycotting the hero teams, until they nominate me for membership.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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288. Friend, foe, doesn't matter. I manage to tick off everyone.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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303. I messed up the counting on all the monitor board lists
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Tempus Fugitive
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304. I can only watch, and never intervene!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Long live the Legion!
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305. I was trying to be responsible and socially distancing myself while fighting crime, and it wasn't working out. - the Pugilist
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306. I was going out offering free hand sanitizer to people... but I accidentally filled my spray bottle with toilet cleaner...
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Tempus Fugitive
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307. As Protector of the Sewers, I save people from deadly sewage related viruses. I carry industrial cleaners for my job. How it all got replaced by lavender hand sanitiser, remains a mystery.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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308. I forgot my face mask, and infected an entire school - The Belcher
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309. I'm allergic to lavender.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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310. I hate taking calls.. except the mayor would also call me for emergencies...
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Tempus Fugitive
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311. I had all the powers and personality. But being a superhero in the 1500s, meant that by the time the carrier pigeon reached me about the emergency, it was too late to do anything about it.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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312. The Catholic Church wouldn't bless me as I kept engaging in sinful acts - The Gay Ghost
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313. I made everyone wear green on St. Patrick's day and Blue Beetle, Red Tornado and Black Canary filed a complaint of discrimination against me stating I was a colorist! Well color me pink!
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314. I was playing super-frisbee with Krypto and Ace the Bat-Hound, and ended up wrecking the Hall of Justice...
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Wanderer
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315. I brought my bug collection to add to the Hall of Trophies, I didn't know I had not secured Killer Moth, Ambush Bug, the Beetle, Black Widow and Spider-Man onto the display well enough and a huge batte began and destroyed all of the trophies.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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316. Hay fever.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legionnaire!
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317. I haven't had my COVID shot yet.
Last edited by Gaseous Lad; 03/25/21 01:07 PM. Reason: Added the number!
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318. My dog needed a walkies.
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