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Re: Lard Lad's strange new power - The Game
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Dr. Devious powered up his Omni-Laser, revelling in the thrumming noise it sent from the mountain top. Soon the Earth would fall to it's...

Annoyed as much as the breaking of his inner monologue, as by a knock on the door of a supposedly secret retreat, Devious went over to the camouflaged entrance.

Beyond the doorway, stood a shadowed figure which said "You're not allowed to power your Omni-Laser after 7pm. The noise pollution impacts the towns at the foot of the mountain. It's all here in your Omni laser leasing contract. Just there...in the fine print...

Lardy's power can summon any level of bureaucracy to shut down, delay or give massive fines to any super foe!

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Lardy can make someone's hair fall out leaving only a Picard-like fringe, but only if they are what society would deem 'cuckoo for crazy puffs.'

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Lardy can split into seven beings, with each one representing a different Earth nation. Together they are the most effective fighting squad on earth, using the power of diversity and cooperation!


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What do Black Widow and Hercules have to eat in the morning? How can it be prepared at such short notice?
Enter chef Lardy, conjouring, creative chef of super hero teams, including The Champions!

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Lardy’s tweets. Can conjure up weather phenomena. Donald trump and Elon Musk wish they could do what Lardy does

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Lardy once wished for the power to 'run faster than a speeding locomotive!' but the genie was particularly pissy (he was in the middle of a hot stone massage when Lardy rubbed the lamp) and instead gave him the power to slow trains to a crawl, so that jogging at his normal pace he could easily 'run faster' than them!

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Lardy can "super heat" someone else's brain, temporarily boosting their brain power... but only for a minute. Any longer, and their brains explode from the heat! nasty smell, too.

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Snooze the Alarm

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The Earth is finally at Peace!
Well, as far as anyone can tell.
Whatever the crisis, whatever the disaster or panic. Lardy's Snooze the Alarm power prevents anyone outside of those directly affected, ever finding out about it.

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Tourist Trap


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Lardy can summon mobs of tourists to chase his prey down

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Swiss hero 'Lectrical Lardy appears twice a day, using his mechanical dance steps to fight crime!

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a la Fortress Lad, Lardy can transform into the National Monument any time , any where!

tragically, he first discovered this power while sitting in a McDonald's...


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My Cup Runneth Over

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Lardy McLardy of the clan McLardy reveals to the world, the success of his restaurant empire: The Cauldron of Plenty of the Tuatha de Danaan. McLardy also reveals that the Cauldron is also behind the All you can drink nights at his pub chains. Slàinte Mhath!

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Quislet, Esq #1039891 10/08/24 08:45 PM
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Lardy can make the letter A and the letter I disappear temporarily.
T mkes communctng just lttle dffcult.

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Lardy's power relocates someone from their city life to the country destination of there choice, for the small fee of a doomed relationship.

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Stranger Things


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Lardy has the ability to alter someone's memories and perceptions of familiar objects, making them just a little bit unfamiliar.

"Why does my favorite jacket look a bit lighter and smaller than I remember?"

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Do the Thing

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