Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Nasty Genie

Granted! But in a true Grant Morrison moment, you learn that we re all just comic book characters unaware of such, and the comic book creators and audience of our stories never undo/retcon away any demises.

I wish Semi, Miner, STU, and Mearl Dox were around Legion World more often.

Granted! Alas, though, you become busy in real life and so do not get to see their triumphant returns

I wish all Legion World members could go to San Diego for the next comic-con, and we'd have a gigantic meetup!

Granted: Unfortunately, as a magical genie, I don't read - I get these wishes telepathically. I heard "giant meat-up". So, I've endowed you all with 4 foot penises which are impossible to contain in your pants. Excited as you are to be togehter, you do all have your "giant meat" up and the organizers of the con expell you all.

I feel so bad, I wish you all have tiny penises.

Granted. All of us return to our normal sizes, and get little p enis keychains as a souvenir.

I wish I had a diamond ring to give Blaze.

Granted. The police show up at your door. What? You though magic genie could create a diamond ring out of thin air?

I wish I was sleeping better at night.

Granted. You sleep so well at night that you oversleep every day. Hope your colleagues don't mind you being late!

I wish the nasty genie would be a nicegenie instead.

Granted. All the nasty things Genie has done since the 11th will disappear and... hmmmm

I wish Nightcrawler complete success with the software rollover.

Granted! The board becomes so successful that he decides to charge each of us a monthly fee just to use it.

I wish I had a wonderful bass singing voice.

Granted. You sing like a wonderful fish.


I wish I were more motivated to exercise.

Granted. You're so motivated that you lose so much weight, that nobody can recognize you anymore. But at least you're wonderfully fit!

I wish Kinetix hadn't been killed during Legion of 3 Worlds.

Granted.

She was the only character left alive.

I wish DC hadn't started this "New 52" nonsense.

Granted. DC did not do the New 52 nonsense. Instead they hired Stan Lee to revamp all the characters.

I wish for nothing

Granted. You get a coupon stating that you wished for nothing.

I wish I had my Invisible Brainiac powers in real life.

Granted. You must toil 24/7 to keep Earth safe from aliens who would destroy it because you're damned powerful.

I wish I had closet space to store all of my outfits!

Granted. Sadly, you lose your key.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. Humanity is no more.

I wish for a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream

Granted. Your daughter gobbles it uo.

I wish I had six-pack abs.

Granted, you now look like you drank a six-pack of beer every day for 30 years.

I wish this genie wasn't so nasty

Granted! Now he's psychotic.

I wish The Boyfriend and I would be given our dream home, a condo in a high rise, with no bills or strings attached.

Granted. You have your dream home for free, all-expenses paid. But the day before you move in, it gets destroyed by Godzilla.

I wish I had met Blaze 5 years earlier.

Granted, but due to your ages and inexperience at the time you don't act on your mutual attraction

I wish I could devote more time to my art

Granted. You're stuck in a cave, all alone. but at least you have everything you need to make your art.

I wish Blaze and I could have clones of ourselves to raise as kids.

Granted. Your clones are terribly rebellious (like you are) and don't listen to anything you say.

I wish I were Legion leader.

Granted - but the Legion comic is cancelled the very next issue

I wish I were perfect in every way.

Granted. You're so perfect that you're kept in stasis so we can all study your perfection!

I wish it would stop raining.