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I got the idea for this game from todays Bizarro comic. A man rubs a magic lamp and says to the genie "I want to have enough money to last the rest of my life!" The Genie answers "Granted! You have one week to live."

So to play this game, the poster makes a wish. The next poster technically grants the wish, but with a twist so that the wish is thwarted or results in unexpected consequences. Always start the response with "GRANTED!" After granting the wish, you get to make the next wish. The goal is to make a wish that can't be thwarted.

I'll start out with an easy one:


I WISH I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

GRANTED! 1,000,000 Confederate dollars for you -- enjoy 'em.

I wish I could not do work and get A's in school.

Granted. "A" for Absent, every single day you're goofing off.

I wish I could control people's minds.

GRANTED! You are now responsible for making sure everyone gets to work on time, remembers to eat (and how to eat), go to the toilet and generally get on with their day to day.

I wish to put an end to this thread

Granted! That little loose thread in your shirt that's been bothering you has now been cut.

What, you meant THIS thread? Sorry, I'm done granting wishes

I wish I had a copy of every issue that the Legion has appeared in.

Granted! You now own every issue of Marvel Team-Up that the Legion has appeared in!

I wish I could speak German fluently.

Granted! You are now Adolf Hitler.

I wish I had a real, working, Green Lantern power ring.

Okay, I missed a few there.

Granted! You now have a real, working GL Ring. The charge just ran out. Did you want a battery too?

I wish I had all the powers of all the members of the Legion.

GRANTED!

I wish i could get more people to read my Saga of Three Worlds before everybody loses interest

granted, everyone read it and hates it.

i wish i could dance like destiny's child in their lose my breath video.

Not for nothing, but you were supposed to grant the wish, but add a twist to it. As in: "Granted! You now have all the powers of all the legionnaires as the villain B.I.O.N.! Enjoy being evil, bald, very, very pale and having your throat ripped open by Timberwolf!"

And now on with your regularly scheduled program...

GRANTED: You also have the combined mass of Destiny's Child and six legs.

I wish that there is never another story about Britney Spears in the newspaper or on TV ever again.

GRANTED! and you get to have hot passionate sex with Kevin Federline....wearing silk stockings, suspenders and a bra

Granted, all Britney news will now be written into the Legion of SuperHeroes by her new publicist, Mark Waid.


I wish I had no more worries.

Granted, all your worries have come true, so now you don't have to worry about them.

(edited when I thought of something better or would that be worse?)

I wish I could look like an Abercombie & Fitch model

Granted! The brand-new look for Quislet, Esq.:



If you had to be turned into a wristwatch, I think the Heuer Abercrombie and Fitch model was a good choice. You're now quite expensive, you know.

I wish I could predict the weather accurately.

Granted, you now look like an Abercrombie & Fitch female model. Oh, and by the way, you are now black & white, and two-dimensional, just like a print model. Stay out of the wind!

I wish I could be the real Santa Claus.

For Eryk, since you beat me to the last one.

Granted, you may now predict accurately what the weather will be 1 second into the future.

I wish I could be the real Santa Claus.

Granted, you now live in Smyrna, Turkey, during the fourth century CE.

I wish the Royals would win the World Series.

Granted! The Royal Families of the world bond together and win the World Series in 2392. You, unfortunately, don't live to see it.

I wish that my date with a boy named Ali on Tuesday goes really well.

Granted, The date goes well for Ali who meets the love of his life while you are in the restroom.

I wish that I could draw like joeboy

Granted. Here is joeboy's ATM card. You may drawn on the funds in his account.

I wish Quislet were in my office right now to do my work really well for me.

graaanted. quislet does the work so well you are fired and replaced. you walk the deserts destitute.

i wish i could motivate to get some work done today.

Granted, you have the motivation to get some work done, but it is all work that won't earn you any money.

(BTW, I think Semi wouldn't mind getting fired)

I wish I was more together.

Granted, your hands are permantly glued together.

I wish San Francisco had nice warm sunny days and cool nights all year round.