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Q. What does Bouncing Boy leave behind in the Super-Toilet... of Space?
A. The Puppet-Planetoid.
"Your plan didn't work, now let's try it my way...brute force!"
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Time Trapper
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Q: Where did Dark Lambchop get its start?
A: Zero Hour
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Legionnaire!
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Q: When does Inferiority Complex Anonymous meet?
A: Tyroc's bikini line
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Q: Where has no man gone before..?
A: Emerald Empress'Lingerie
"Your plan didn't work, now let's try it my way...brute force!"
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Legionnaire!
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Q: Where many men have gone before,...but none returned!
A: The Mutara Nebula
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Q: What can kill a thread for five days?
A: Splendidman and the Battalion of Hyper-Good-Guys
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Wanderer
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Q: Rejected name for Workforce?
A: Saturn Girl's boobs!!!
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Legionnaire!
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Q: How did Garth get "Ring around the collar"?
A: Two scoops of Bgztl Blue.
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Q: What did Brek discover when he hit on Phantom Lad?
A: That's what Rimborians call, 'The Good Old Days.'
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Q: What was the name of the now vacant hotel where Jo sometimes took his dates, the one that was the crown jewel of the Days Inn of Space chain before Marriott bought the property and instituted its 100% no-burning beds policy?
A: Not a significant source of trans fat.
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Q: What label is required by Bismollian law to be put on transuits?
A. The Fatal Five
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Q:What do you call a number 5 that falls off a sign and crushes someone?
A:Side-effects may include runny nose, sneezing and nausea.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Q: What is the most enduring label earned by John Byrne?
A: The truth is out there.
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Q: Why did Andromeda become a Space Nun?
A: Braalian Metal Monsters
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Q: Name the band Ozzy Osbourne formed when he was revived from cryostasis in 2978.
A: "Who let the Khunds out?"
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Trap Timer
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Q: What unlikely cover did the Braalian Metal Monsters score their only #1 single with?
A: Last Fight for a Legionnaire!
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strange but not a stranger
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Q: What did WWF fan Cosmic Boy say just before his holo privileges were revoked?
A: Death Stroke at Dawn
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Q: What was the Teen Titans' code phrase for the best time to attack Deathstroke the Terminator (e.g., when he was watching "Gilligan's Isle," featuring Dawn (Mary Ann) Wells)?
A: Superboy's Future Shock
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Q. What was dumber than Superboy's Past Shock?
A. Meet "Iron" Mike Grell
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Q: The real reason Karate Kid spent so much time in the 1970s was to do what?
A: Because all the bizarros were busy.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Q: Why did the Legionnaires finally call upon the Subs for help?
A: Quislet's Quandry!
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Q: How do you alliteratively describe:
Things really turned for the worse
No one was posting a verse
The people had spoken
The meter was broken
The "Limericks" thread was a hearse.
A: Lyle Norg's last will and testament
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Honorary
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Q: The real reason there was a reboot?
A: Purple.
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Q: Who is Prince's favorite Luornu?
A: medium rare.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Q. What the Bizarros answered when asked if witches were common on their world.
A. Gim's athletic supporter
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