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Q. What was Pete Ross wearing when his mother came into his room, causing her to have a nervous breakdown?
A. Polar Boy, a case of Silverale, and the Emerald Eye.
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Q: What three things were responsible for the origin of Emerald Emperor Penguin?
A: Dream Boy
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Q: What did Light Lass tell Cos when he made a pass at her?
A: Two pom-poms and a silly looking mega-phone thingie.
Hi! How are you?
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Q: What are Kitson's key design elements for threeboot Tyroc's new uniform?
A: Stone Boy, Orando, Dawnstar
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Q: Name the Legion World band inspired by the 70's group Tony Orlando and Dawn.
A: Tyroc's pimped-out 'fro.
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Q: Where did Violet get her groove back?
A: Stuck in the Lazyboy
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Q: Where did Porcupine Pete's quills end up when he tried out alongside an applicant with super-lethargy powers?
A: The Secret Origin of Super-Monkey!
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Q: What do you call a documentary about W?
A: So THAT's what the Rokynite REALLY said to the Naltorian!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Q: When Waid and Kitson's run comes to an end, what will be the final line of dialogue?
A: Prisoner of the Substitute-Heroes!
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Q. What did the Jehovah's Witness become when he knocked on the door of a clubhouse with tail fins?
A. Nura's lingerie
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Q: What does Thom decorate his floor with?
A: Deep in the heart of Roxxas
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Q. Where did Jan want to put the last crystal tsarin on Trom?
A. Because the Science Police radided the bathhouses on Rimbor.
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Q. Why was Gim's brother recently seen in a bathhouse on Winath?
A. Because, like it or not, the Legion is now part of Earthgov's inner circle.
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Q:Why does Garth now say, "Bon appetit, grandpa," when greeting dignitaries?
A: A flight ring, a threshold and Adlai Stevenson.
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Q: What three things did Grover Cleveland receive during the Legionnaires trip to the 1880s?
A: The Straight-Buddies of Rimbor
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Q: Who are the least likely candidates for Legion-Slash stories?
A: Because Lash said so.
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Q: How do we know that "Straight Buddies of Rimbor" is a really misleading name?
A: Shadow Lass's leather outfit
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Q: What do Talokians use the other parts of those farm animals for?
A: Delegate Ardeen, Winema Wazzo and Marta Allon
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Q. Who created the 31st century First Wives Club?
A. Holdur and Persuader
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Q. How did Bouncing Boy get Duo Damsel to "give it up"?
A. Because the Fatal Five were busy.
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Q: Why did the Jackson Five get signed to a record contract?
A: Evillo, Metallo and J-Lo
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Q: Name three super villians who's names end in "lo".
A: The Time Cube
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Q: What is the Amalgam Universe's version of Rond Vidar crossed with Ice Cube?
A: Legionnaire's Disease
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Q. What's Drura got?
A. Kathoon.
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Q. What does Lydda's sneeze sound like?
A. Flight Ring
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